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Hunkee

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You covered in motor oil ;-).

My Blog

Me, The Bad Things About Me And The Good.

Why hear all this nice (true) fluff about me?See me as I am. Here are the pros and CONS of me. The good AND the bad.Good: Since childhood, I've had a completely natural want to listen to people's prob...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:39:00 GMT

If Only, For Two Nights Or Two Weeks.

I want to do something without planning.I want to take a car and drive around the beltway just by myself to think.I might just want to go do something stupid with someone.I want to hang out.I don't wa...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 21:44:00 GMT

Everyone Needs To Read This.

Shut the hell up. I mean oh the melodrama that the end is coming nearer, dear America..we're fucked. Please, you don't know, the proof's in the pudding. This applies NOT only to the people tagged, but...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:55:00 GMT

A Swan From A Nest Of Ugly Ducks: A Conversation.

Carl: I asked a friend for advice and he said "Just follow your heart".. and i thought.. "Thats the worst advice ive ever heard because my heart is sinfuL" So should we listen to our hearts when it co...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:33:00 GMT

You! Open Now And I’ll Tell You Ten Things!

put your name anddddd ....  1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.4. I'll say some...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:10:00 GMT

Reality Television: Part Of My Promise To Lisa.

       You don't have to be American to be familiar with this new method possibly influenced by such movies The Truman Show with Jim Carrey and this other movie named EdT...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:36:00 GMT

Christianity: From An Competent Agnostic’s Point Of View

Competent you say? I don't want to stretch the title, but I'm saying I was a Christian and I know a thing or two about it. I consider myself not a scholared theologian, but a kid who knows stuff. &nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 18:51:00 GMT

The Truth You Don’t Even Know Is About You.

Dance my dear, the scythe descends,Into my chest to be your friend,But raise your glass! He takes you high!Dance my dear for tonight I die,Every night to keep it alive,Burning faintly away from your e...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:34:00 GMT

In The Intermission

Hello children,   It's been a while since I've posted a blog, but I've been typing too many good statuses right on the spot, 'I figured it was high time (opposed to low time?)'- Lord Garthok (Log...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Devil At The Alter

I definately got a madass guitar part for this and should commence constructing the wicked awesome bass line. Definately be on the lookout for this one. This is NOT offending God o...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:31:00 GMT