Kayteeh, that’s my name indeed. Some like it, others don’t… I hate it. My folks should have chosen a name that’d suit me better. But I have no other choice than to accept it.
I’m from Paris. Yes, that town everyone believes to be GLAM… believe me, it’s everything BUT glam. It’s actually a horrible city, full of lunatics. No really, it’s true. Go wonder why I’m still living here… * shrugs * … I must be crazy!?!
My relatives and friends often call me “The Rebelâ€. As if… I don’t even rebel that much… I just like being plain I guess. Although I must confess I’ve always liked doing the opposite of what people expect from me. Must be in my genes I suppose. I mean, it HAS been scientifically proven that idiocy is genetic… right? RIGHT?
Alright, people sometimes think I’m slightly crazy. Not that I really am, of course… they just don’t accept my ideals… or the careers I’ve always wanted to have. I agree, it wasn’t very glam as a career, but honestly, someone’s got to do it, yeah?! Being a forensic expert isn’t that morbid, or is it? Amongst other careers I’ve always dreamt to have… shark chaser, arachnophile, astronaut and snake specialist. I’ve always wished to be a nurse, but only the sight of blood makes me sick… I think I’m a hopeless case.
Other than that, I’m a good person… I’m quite sociable and love making new friends. But I’ve got a real problem with trusting people. Been too good in the past, been betrayed by so-called friends too many times. Takes me a while to trust people now…
I hate hypocrite people, those who think they are the centre of the World and can’t see farther than their own nose, those who think that being in a band makes them famous and gorgeous… which isn’t the case most of the time, obviously. I hate that kind of guys that “fuck and tell†(sorry for the rudeness)… it’s easy to show off to your friends, innit? But did you mention how ridiculous small your manhood is ?!? Crazy what men can do to convince themselves that they’re good in bed…
