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Heber

For God's sake man......it says welcome to Snakes Bend

About Me

I like long walks along the beach, shorts walks to the fridge and also like candle light dinners. Iam a super keen man-scaper. The better the threads the better you feel...right? I like the beach its pretty nice there. Except for the damn sand. Easily the most annoying substance ever. Iam super into fitness as Iam writing this Iam doing push ups. Yeah its tough but thats what I do.

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My Interests

Football, soccer, touch, surfing, bodyboarding & midget tossing. Iam currently the Sunshine Coast Midget tossing champion with a throw of 10.7 meters with my midget partner Alfonso.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Carrey, Spiderman, Moe Szyslak and that fat kid thats an extra in nearly every movie since 2000.

Music:

Anything that sounds cool. Mainly cannibal corpse, decide and cradle of filth anything that worships satan and talks of eating another human or a dog.

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Saving Private Ryan, anything with Chris Farley, Will Ferrel or Eddie Murphy.

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama and Family Guy.

Books:

I read a book once then I got a migraine. It sucked.

Heroes:

Myself, Dan Webster, Steve Mcphee and Dwayne Davidson Michael Adrian Jones Marcellous.