I'm married, a musician, and I love buying guitar pedals and keyboards, and then complaining about how poor I am after. My mother made me wear a maroon velour tracksuit when I was 6, there are pictures and they frighten me. I didn't know any better. I could have been wearing a garbage bag and flip flops as long as I got to go play with my GI Joe figures once they were done taking the damn picture. I love coffee and tacos. I am sarcastic but unable to take criticism well, I think one is from the other. A short attention span, but good bathing habits.