my reason for legalized abortion |
God this is Beautiful, so I havent sent anything to this bitch in about a week, but I got this today, see if you can figure it out.
Title: 57 versus 327
Body: You do the Math. Some people are just too...
Posted by The Rev. Elroy McCawl on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:03:00 PST |
I have more of a chance getting killed by a suicidal stripper falling from the sky... |
Statistics show that you have more of a chance getting killed walking down the street getting hit by a falling suicidal stripper who jumped from the sixth floor of a sleazy motel after pumping herself...
Posted by The Rev. Elroy McCawl on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 01:18:00 PST |
Fuck Thanksgiving |
Fuck Thanksgiving and Fuck family. I hate holidays. I like turkey but I hate Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving sucks.
Posted by The Rev. Elroy McCawl on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 12:43:00 PST |
Like I need another reason to be bitter. |
FUCK CHINA.
I dont really need another reason to be bitter towards people, but here it is. Some shitfuck walked away with my motherfucking dog today. I hope my dog kills him in his sleep b...
Posted by The Rev. Elroy McCawl on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:03:00 PST |
i am going to kill everyone here right now |
the same song has been playing in this internet cafe for 49 fucking minutes. If I knew karate I would fuck some shit up, given they didnt know it better than me, well I would probably get fucked...
Posted by The Rev. Elroy McCawl on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 07:55:00 PST |
monkeys |
well i was sitting in the internet bar reading maddox (which is defintiely the funniest shit ever) and thinking about how much i hate people and a guy walked in with a monkey, monkeys are pretty bad a...
Posted by The Rev. Elroy McCawl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Damn i am stupid |
well if you read my last dumb blog
i am an idiot
that website was put up by gay ass alias fans, that guy was a total bullshit
not that anyone cares
in fact i dont know why i am writing this
Posted by The Rev. Elroy McCawl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
BoReD |
I am so bored that first of all, I bought and watched all three seasons of Alias, UGH i hate jennifer garner, she has the most stupid head i have ever seen
Second i am spending time looking up this s...
Posted by The Rev. Elroy McCawl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
fuck |
the motherfucker next to me in the god damned internet cafe just farted and it reeks of chinese. I had to return the favor and blasted ass in his general direction. He is not happy. But fuck him i ...
Posted by The Rev. Elroy McCawl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bored |
god damn i am bored it is 5:00 and i am waiting until 6:00 to start getting drunk, for no reason in particular just to have somethimg to look forward to
and the beer here sucks and i think i drank th...
Posted by The Rev. Elroy McCawl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
