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Stephanie

I shoot people for a living

About Me


The Fragments of Stephanie... piece them together if you dare...


*I have blue eyes
*I stand short but walk tall.
*My hair just don't care.
*I can throw a good punch but prefer to give a hug.
*I just turned 25 but everyone swears I'm not yet 20.
*I can do cartwheels
*I invented my own dance... it's called "Don't ask"
*One glass of Shiraz is enough for me ;)
*I aspire to run a marathon
*My fiance, Jason, and I own a photography business.
*I grew up in Lapeer, Michigan.
*I've lived in Austin, Texas for 10 years.
*The Texas heat here has thinned my skin... I can no longer tolerate cold weather. Yes, 40 degrees is freakin' freezing!! (go ahead, laugh you yankees)
*I am totally in love with Jason and by golly we're fixin' to get hitched come August.
*I have a dog, Sierra.
*I have a truck, Tacoma.
*I have two parental units
*My best friend is now my sister thanks to my brother... go figure.
*I love chocolate chip cookies.
*I am NOT a morning person.
*I have teeny tiny ears
*I'm a self-taught expert on gramer 'n speeliing.
*I tend to use way too many !!!!! when I type.
*I once touched an albino squirrel on the nose
*I've had 17 stitches in my knee
*I broke my left arm when I was 5
*I am ashamed to admit I own a pool table, because I suck!
*I absolutely hate coffee.
*Thanks to Jason, I like Country Music now... gosh!
*I'm a liberal Conservative.
*I'm addicted to Home Improvement (still).
*I fear I will never get caught up on "Lost"
*I can literally retouch or photoshop any photo.
*I love a good debate
*Hillary Clinton scares the crap out of me... eeish!
*I do not have a favorite color
*Perfume makes me sick
*Seafood makes me sick
*I've been to London, Zambia, South Africa, New Zealand, Canada, Mexico, and almost every state in the US.
*I once photographed Laura Bush, Keanu Reeves, Dennis Quaid, Greg Kinnear and Dierks Bentley
*I jumped out of a plane when I was 18
*I love thunderstorms
*I love to sleep in when I can... a rare treat.
*I cry when I'm mad
*Don't crack a joke when I take a drink, or you will get a shower
*I have nice toes
*I hate Austin traffic.
*I have two belly buttons...
*Jason is a better shopper than me
*I once signed up for the Marines, but had a change of plans
*I played piano for 15 years, flute for 6 years, guitar for 5 years.
*I like to sing, but never in front of Simon.
*I'll whoop your butt at Uno
*I'm an organic junkie
*I never take medicine, Ne-VER
*I talk in my sleep
*I can name every book of the bible... in order
*I can't feel my hands and feet half the time
*I once volunteered for Hurricane Katrina relief
*I have three African names in isiZulu, Sesotho and Nyanja Tonga
*I once ate a pig's eye
*I love college football, still a Wolverine at heart.
*I'm terrible at remembering names
* I define organization as "I know where it is"
That's all I have time for.... come back later I'll tell you more.

My Interests

SEMPER FIDELIS to all you brave ones out there!


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Photography, music, sports, traveling, cars.

I'd like to meet:

Trying to catch up with old friends. I hate to lose touch. Hit me up and let's reminisce.


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Music:


Anything that sounds like it took some old fashioned creativity and passion to create. Rock, country, orchestra.

Movies:

Movies that make me laugh, hold me on the edge of my seat, and an occasional kleenex flik.

Television:

Whatever I can record on my DVR

Books:

The Bible, My Utmost for His Highest and anything by John Bevere or John Piper.

Check out "28", a riveting book about the AIDS issue in Africa.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, and my family. Also, anyone who goes out of their way to make their life count for Christ, in the everyday mundane and in the glorious watchful eye of the world.

My Blog

Quarter-Life

Today, it's official... I've lived a quarter century! Yea for 25 :)
Posted by Stephanie on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:00:00 PST

Beats "workin for the man!"

I've come almost full circle on a year-long journey of business ownership. As of today, Jason and I are official owners of the franchise. We've achieved the first huge mile-marker and it's only up fro...
Posted by Stephanie on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:11:00 PST

Ingredients for Christmas

Take a few pounds of turkey, armadillo eggs, cream cheese and jalapenos...mix in some gift-giving at the Veteran's HospitalA dash of long lines at Kohl's and a basket full of gift cardsA few heaping t...
Posted by Stephanie on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:35:00 PST

I crashed my truck in to a hot chocolate ghost!

Being someone who works non-stop to keep my business thriving, I have developed a bad taste in my mouth for bored and trouble-prone people. Grow up and Get a job! geeze.Take the other night, for examp...
Posted by Stephanie on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:31:00 PST

Wedding plans... and nightmares!

I refuse to be a stressed out bridezilla. I think its uber crazy!I have just under a year to finish my wedding plans and Jason and I have so much knocked out already. We're kicking butt!My dress just ...
Posted by Stephanie on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:50:00 PST

Bethanys Graduation

Hey everyone! Here are the videos of Bethany's OTS graduation to a 2nd Lieutenant. I hope this cheers you up, Nathan. You could use a smile or two right now :)Love ya!undefined Kisses in uniform ...
Posted by Stephanie on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:56:00 PST

AL-A-BAMA!

I'm in Alabama this week watching my sister-in-law Bethany be commissioned as a 2nd Lieutenant in the US Air Force! That was such an honor to be there and pin on her bars. I have video of the swearing...
Posted by Stephanie on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 06:46:00 PST

Running a marathon

Let me just brag on my future hubby for just a minute... if yall don't mind.Jason has been such a wonderful help to me. I've never been the best runner and my aspirations of one day running a marathon...
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:32:00 PST

I'm in Vegas, baby!

well... not for the obvious reasons everyone comes. And no, i didn't come here to elope, either. I left my sweetie in A-tex. :(I'm here at the famous Ballys on business gathering all sorts of wonderfu...
Posted by Stephanie on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:16:00 PST

Save The Date

Wedding plans are underway. We have a date!August 30, 2008Go to our website for the details.
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:17:00 PST