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Effin the Ineffable

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About Me

I am Waseem Sulimahn Akbar, Mishgul, Carmain, Sheepdog McFry, Jgfdf, or the Anti-Lawyer, depending on where you met me. I'm also very hungry. I like cookies. Cookies are like awesome. They're round. And made of dough. And you can get them soft or hard. With chocolate chips... cookies.I are 19 years old and come from the strange little town of Rotherham (Population : 250 000), which is a twin town to St. Quentin, which is in France.I aspire to grow a banana tree in my back garden but have been unsuccessful thus far. One day.I have a goal, but i can't remember where i put it.My favourite number is 2. My favourite colour is either orange or green.The sixth one is to the left.And that's all i can remember for now.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Jack Hammer
People Iced: Thirty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Fourteen
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Six
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Ruprick
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My Blog

Wooo

Oh my god, it's been so long since i last blogged. And so long since i last seriously came on here not stalking anyone. Not that i stalk people. who the fuck said i stalk people. I'll kill em. My life...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:24:00 GMT

Full Circle

So the holidays have ended, it's a new year, and the injuries of the past are being slowly swept away by the revolution in my mind. I will work this year, nothing more to enjoy, and when i am done, i ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:53:00 GMT

Lacuna Coil : Cold Heritage

Don't tell me whyI'm so near to commit a crimeWhen I stay alone here in front of youI'm hereIllusion falls when you're not honest about the way you feelI know I need only your voiceSaving all my words...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:52:00 GMT