I have come to realize:
The Lions will let me down even though I still have faithMy dad looks like Kenny RogersJust because a pizza place delivers doesn't mean that I have to prove that fact everydayWhen someone says I could go as Chris Farley,Kevin James, or Drew Carey for Halloween isn't a compliment.Tom can and will pee anywhere he passes out.That I have to shop for clothes in the tarp section of TSC or the Farm Store.That the Military might want my shirts in case of a parachute shortage.Instead of t-shirts I wear t-sheets.I can't turn around and give that big booty a slap, put my hands in the ayer, or make my hips swing without breaking into a monsoon type sweat.Jim Prior is the Chuck Norris of RichmondJohn Beatty is my favorite TV show...............................
