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Brandon.

Cmon Baby Light My Fire

About Me

"That's when you know you foundsomebody special. When you canjust shut the fuck up for a minute,and comfortably share silence."OK here it goes: *Born in hawaii, but vegas raised *IM 20 *Cheaters suck *Im not like "normal guys" and you wont meet anyone else like me....stamp that garaunteed *first impressions suck and disregard the one i give you *I like to laugh and i smile ALL the time *Inside im very wild and spontanious....but it takes a while to bring it out of me *I may seem like a good kid.....i just dont get caught haha *Jealousy fucking sucks and i get jelous over stupid shit....hate to say it *All you so called "bi" girls stop thinking its cool to hook up with your girlfriend when your drunk to get attention then say your straight the morning after. *I learn things very quickly and i am great at things i learn *I like helping people *Im sarcastic and a smart ass so im told *You will either love or hate me *I come up with genius ideas, i just need help actually going through with them *I still do not know how to swim but i want to live on the beach and learn to surf *Scensters suck *Don't fucking judge me unless you actually KNOW me and been around me long enough to know who i am...becuase i garauntee it that you are wrong *whats with the trend now to become Bi or straight edge or vegan? *You can trust me with anything....but i wont trust you *I loose interest VERY easily(girls and activities)....so i have to stay entertained *I know it might sound mean...but honestly i dont really have any sympathy for people, im sorry get over it *If you become my "friend" ill be your friend forever(or you can just make me a cheesecake and/or chocolate chip cookies) *If i have nothing to say...im not going to say anything to you....small meaning less talk is pointless *I'm NOT fucking QUIET or SHY....so stop saying shit like "you don't talk do you?" or "why dont you talk?" chances are i probably think your a shithead and dont deserve any attention and you suck at life...so FUCKING STOP *Dont get on my bad side because ill HATE you forever, i can easily go from loving you to hating you, 20 years of friendship can go like that...this line goes well with how i will feel about you: "if you were in front of me dying of thirst i would not give you a glass of water" If you make it here...that makes you an ass and you seriously are worthless...and it takes a lot to get me pissed *I don't understand why chicks like gay dudes so much *Im the kind of person that doesnt need to have other people...like if a girl dumped me im not going to be all sad or cry over her like a pussy saying i have to have you....im more of a "ok thats fine get the fuck out of here" *I think its stupid how chicks want like the "bad boy" type but they whine and cry like a little bitch because they cheated on them or hurt them...i mean you knew it was coming so you pretty much asked for it slut *If your cool with me ill be cool with you *People say im still young but i feel like ive grown up to fast and need to make up like 7 years in about 2. *Im NarcalepticWhat I HATE:*I HATE sluts *I HATE CHEATERS *I HATE stuck up bitches *I HATE it when you like a girl but they dont like you back *I HATE import tuners and that whole rice rocket scene *I HATE warm milk...it has to be right out of the fridge *I HATE soggy cereal *I HATE when people say its because of their race for a problem. ie "its because im mexican or black" something like that...even if your kidding dont say it around me *I HATE cocky people, they say its confidence....no those type of people are dickheads *I HATE the whole dispute over genres in music ie. "they arent punk or they are emo" shut up already *I HATE "gangsters" *I HATE melted ice cream *I HATE slow drivers *I HATE it when people talk behind others backs *I HATE liars and fakes *I HATE broken promises *I HATE gold teeth *I HATE bling *I HATE people that are in gangs crypts, bloods, asian mexican gangs, whatever the fuck your in....fuck all of you and your pussy faggot friends *I HATE people that think they are better than everyone else...they are obviously the most insecure *I HATE it when people whine about their lives, or they cry over some stupid shit like a boyfriend/ girlfriend....oh boohoo shut the fuck up *If i hear one more girl say "omg brad pitt is SO hot"....i just might have to shoot him in the faceWhat I want before I die: *Own more than 5 beachfront properties *Live on the beach *Have sex on the beach *Learn to swim *Learn to surf *Have sex in the rain in a park at 4 in the morning *Play the drums for a soldout show *Have groupies haha *Sex position named after me.....doing it brandon style haha *Make bill gates look poor *Know that i touched the life of at least one person *Have a part in a movie *Have "maybe" one kid and hope they live a better life than me *go on a road trip across country for like a month and just do whatever the fuck I wantIll add more as they come to me
Imaginative, erotic, passionate
You prefer to have one partner and to try everything with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite, and you often create sexy scenarios to play out with your significant other.
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Name: brandon
Birthday: april 12,1986
Birthplace: hawaii
Current Location: sin city
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'11"ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: hawaiian, italian, asian
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: caring too much about people
Your Fears: heights, anything that crawls
Your Perfect Pizza: canadian bacon, pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a girl
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dont know
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck how does that dream end
Your Best Physical Feature: ive been told i had a sexy smile
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: if its gone must not be too important
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: dont drink coffee
Do you Smoke: occasionaly
Do you Swear: all the time
Do you Sing: only when no is looking
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: dont ever ride the zipper
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck yea im hot
Are you a Health Freak: no im just naturaly skinny
Do you get along with your Parents: we dont ever fight
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them with a passion
Do you play an Instrument: drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i would
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: im down for it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: i dont like fighting
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: like a fucking god
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich
What country would you most like to Visit: maybe those pacific islands around austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: it doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: BRUNNETE
Short or Long Hair: shoulder length
Height: like 5'4"
Weight: sorry no whales
Best Clothing Style: just be herself
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 50+
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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My Interests



adopt your own virtual pet! Lets See I Love: *Music *I play the drums like WHOA *Food is good *IHOP is fuckin good(Breakfast foods are the best...or desserts) *I'll try everything twice....im down for almost anything *drunk people are funny *Going to shows *Going to the movies...but who goes to actually watch the movie *Rolling around on the ground *Sex anytime anywhere *I like sleeping with like ten blankets when it is cold *The rain is fun *I LOVE Thunderstorms *Rollercoasters are f-ing great! *Slinkies are awesome *Jumping in puddles *Running in the sprinklers(naked....could be fun idk haha) *Twister haha *Vans *Pugs rule *acts of public affection *Converse *Emerica *Brunettes are a hundred times better than blondes, end of story *I take showers until there isnt any more hot water *Reesesticks/cups *Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream...hell yeah fuckers *Jack in the box *Cool chicks *Meeting new people *Turtles are awesome *Skating *Mercedez- Benz *Cuddling *Spooning *Laying out on the grass at night *Biting but in a playful way *Kisses *Just driving with no destination at 3AM *Staying out all night just to be out *Chicks in mini-skirts *Apple Pie *I Pull All Nighters All the Time *Honey nut cherrios *Frosted Flakes *Strawberry Cheesecake *Krispy Kreme *Adriana Lima is gorgeous *Jennifer love hewitt is gorgeous *so is that brunette in Mean Girls *so much more about me im very interesting......In other words, I'm just fucking awesome

I'd like to meet:



Music:

..I no particular order: *Pennywise *Flogging Molly *Descendents *Adolescents *Dead Kennedys *Circle Jerks *Bad Religion *Less Than Jake *Rancid *Rise Against *Senses Fail *Bouncing Souls *Home Grown *The Ataris(older) *The Eagles *The Doors *Led Zeppelin *Nirvana *Sex Pistols *The Ramones *Cream *Deep Purple *The Who *Billy Idol *Jefferson Airplane *Pink Floyd *Johnny Cash *Bob Marley *Letter Kills *Guns N Roses *Journey *Halifax *The Temptations *Eric clapton *Mamas and the Papas *AC/DC *Me First And The Gimmie Gimmies *Matchbook Romance *Blink 182 *Motion city soundtrack *allister *midtown *The matches *Autopilot Off *RUFiO *OLD Yellowcard *mxpx *nofx *Taking Back Sunday *Saves The Day *Sum 41 *Brand New *hellogoodbye *Guttermouth *anti-flag *Against All Authority *Stiff Little Fingers *NHOI *styx *NUFAN *Alkaline Trio *The Starting Line *Lagwagon *Green Day *Thrice *Thursday and there are SO much more

Movies:

*PULP FICTION *NAPOLEON DYNAMITE *HOOK *THE GOONIES *THIRTEEN *Pirates of the Carribean *varsity blues *Wild Things *van wilder *There's Something About Mary...haha *old school *The sandlot *The Breakfast Club *Space Balls *Grease..haha *Tommy Boy *all indy jones movies *fight club *Kill Bill *Finding nemo *Super troopers *Nine Months...haha the fuckin dinosaur scene...the only part to watch *Toy story *gangs of new york *The sweetest thing *Euro trip *school of rock *The Fifth Element *DUMB AND DUMBER *Terminator 2 *Demolition man *50 First Dates *HAPPY GILMORE *Collateral *Billy Madison *Big Daddy *Vegas Vacation *Cruel Intensions *Starship Troopers *Harry Potter's *Robin hood men in tights *Die hard:with avengeance *South park:bigger long and uncut *American pie *Ocean's Eleven *ELF *Coyote Ugly *Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory *pretty much all sandler moviesI will add more

Television:

Now that i have moved to a new place I do not have any cable so the use of dvds has tripled

Books:

ill admit it....harry potter books rock my socks

Heroes:

Im my own fucking hero no one has ever been there or taught me anything, I idolize myself

My Blog

yay

new tattoo!woohoo its fucking great. pic soon.
Posted by Brandon. on Sun, 21 May 2006 07:27:00 PST

Finally

Finally I got my tattoo! its awesome i love it. Im thinking about two more that i want done. until then check out the one i have now. A picture is posted for you to look at....
Posted by Brandon. on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:59:00 PST

Storytime with B-rand

Ok it is a nice Saturday afternoon. We are looking to find some stuff...but are having much diffuculties. So i decide to get some gas. Well i pull up to the gas station and i start to pump the gas. I ...
Posted by Brandon. on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 06:31:00 PST

no one would want this job

Resume to date me. If you are single, please fill out and return to me via private message and i will schedule you for an appointment, where it will be determined through interview if you are suitable...
Posted by Brandon. on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:27:00 PST

cockroach story

Ok so its like 7 in the morning and im getting ready to go to work. So im taking a shower its all nice and hot and steamy, which is great becuase its cold outside. everything is going well. all of a s...
Posted by Brandon. on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:06:00 PST

finally

I have some updated pictures put up. Its been like a year and i look SO much different i think. enjoy =)...
Posted by Brandon. on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 04:22:00 PST

pleasing the sexes...she probably still wont be happy

how to make a woman happy....Body: It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a...
Posted by Brandon. on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:03:00 PST

young?

People say that i am still young...but that may be true in terms of years...i feel like i have grown up way too fast. i have missed out on a lot i beleive and i dont anything to show for my childhood....
Posted by Brandon. on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 06:55:00 PST

hidden talent

You have a sexual hidden talentYou have a sexual hidden talent.  You might not look it but you are a dynamo in bed.  Most of your lovers think that it is from years of practice, but rea...
Posted by Brandon. on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 04:31:00 PST

yes it does

snow need to hurry and come so i can go to the mountains to play. and make a snowman. and make snow angels. and make out.  fun times o yeah
Posted by Brandon. on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:25:00 PST