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Caleb

The past is only the future with the lights on.

About Me

-My name is Caleb
-My body turns food into poop
-I'm not afraid of anything
-I love music
-I'm in a band called Sex Chocolate
-I play bass and some guitar
-I'm unemployed :)
-My whole life is like a weekend
-I like having fun, and that's about it
-I'm very opinionated
-I offend a lot of people
-If you don't like me, I don't give a damn
-I like sports, just not the assholes who play them
-Read my blogs, they rule


My Interests

My friends, music, my bass, my band, web design, and self-inflicted pain for the entertainment of others.

I'd like to meet:

Mark Hoppus & Jay Leno.

Music:

+44, 3/11, 69 eyes, Aerosmith, Anti-Flag, Blink 182, The Bloodhound Gang, Bobby Vinton, CKY, Colieda, Cyanotic, Dirty Americans, Dishwalla, The Dropkick Murphys, Downtown Brown, Drowning Pool, Fishlips, Internalize, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Powerman 5000, Rage Against the Machine, Saxon Shore, Sever Red, Sex Chocolate, Simon and Garfunkel, SR71, The Story Changes, System of a Down, Toilsome, and Turbonegro.

Movies:

Super Tropers, Jackass, Jackass Number 2, V for Vendetta, Inside Man, Stay Alive, SWAT, Underworld Evolution, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, King Kong, Jarhead, Four Brothers, Gotti, Goodfellas, The Godfather parts I and II, Made, Matchstick men, Ocean's 11 and 12, Scarface, The Gold Rush, It Happened One Night, Dukes of Hazzard, Some Like it Hot, The Slow and the Docile, and the movie I'm working on right now that I don't have a name for yet.

Television:

I don't watch it much anymore...but I like to catch Seinfeld and The King of Queens if I can.

Books:

Gotti: Rise and Fall, Made Men, The Underboss, The Enforcer, I Heard You Paint Houses, Triangle of Death, Burger Wuss, and the one that I'm working on...no name for that yet either though!

Heroes:

kelsey and caleb

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My Blog

Harry Potter Idiots.

Yesterday was great. I went to work, got a new tattoo, and then went to Taco Bell with Mitch to meet Kelsey and Isabella. Taco Bell kicks the shit out of every fast food establishment ever. It even ki...
Posted by Caleb [I would rather fight and die] on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:10:00 PST

You're stupid, buy gas.

I've been seeing a lot of these "Boycott the gas station" bulletins going around lately. Don't pump gas on May 15th and you'll cost the big fat white dudes that own the oil companies "x amount of mone...
Posted by Caleb [I would rather fight and die] on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:45:00 PST

To my good friends

I've been doing some thinking lately...mostly because it's about all there is to do in Allegan during the weekdays. My other blog basically labels everyone as an idiot, but some of you aren't so bad I...
Posted by Caleb [I would rather fight and die] on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

You're all idiots.

Well, most of you that is.And by most of you I mean people who:* Cannot spell worth a shit. Don't get me wrong, we all make mistakes here and there and struggle with a few words, but when 90% of what ...
Posted by Caleb [I would rather fight and die] on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:40:00 PST

Midget Asshole

So erm...Lance and I went golfing...these guys thought we were fucking up the greens...so they were all pissy and confronted us. We denied it (derr) and then one of them hit a golf ball at us. I kept ...
Posted by Caleb [I would rather fight and die] on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:07:00 PST