I'm 23. I have a Bachelor's Degree in Business Management but I work in a Department store selling perfume. I like my friends. I want at least 5 kids by the time I'm 40. While I understand money can't buy me happiness it really does help make life easier. I'm extremely creative until you ask me to think of something to do. I like chicken. I hate confrontation, to avoid it I ignore the problem. I like to write and I have over 20 unfinished stories. I procrastinate...real bad. I love music and I'll dance to it after 2 shots and a Rum and Coke. I DO have many regrets in life but I try not to dwell on them. I have a seriously demented criminal mind but I never act on my impulses. Nothing really grosses me out except seeing surgeries on tv where bones are sawed, drilled or chiseled. I smell my food before I eat it. I become angry over certain political issues but because I am not 100% informed I refuse to discuss them; this prevents me from looking like an ass. Oh, yeah I don't like being embarassed or surprised...unless it's a good surprise. I found this joke and I thought it was hilarious.-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- "Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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