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About Me

i come from a country called rebeccabethbeccaland which was formed for the sole purpose of getting a huge loan from the world bank to fund our alcohol import. The plan is now that some well meaning Irishman named Bob will hear of our plight and launch a massive campaign to have our debt wiped out.
help our plight at http://groups.myspace.com/rebeccabethbeccaland

I look like Sigmund Freud 52% of the time
My favourite deadly sin is gluttony, closely followed by lust
reckon that just about sums me up then...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who looks like Sigmund Freud the other 48% of the time
And people very much like these:

Failing that, anyone happy to sort the world out over several gallons of IPA or dance on tables into the wee small hours or jump on a train to spend a day in the freezing cold on the beach is a big hit with me.
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My Blog

holiday ga ga

Greetings from America, where I have been sunning andimpoverishing myself in equal measure for the last 3 weeks.Although it feels longer-I've managed to cover more distance,see more sights and cram in...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:55:00 GMT

RIP devil horns

Metal Council Convenes To Discuss 'Metal Hand Sign' AbuseVATNAJÖKULL GLACIER, ICELAND-Leaders of the metal community met Monday to discuss the overuse of the devil horns....onion_embed{ backgroun...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:38:00 GMT

sore arse

ha ha aha ow!35km into a 50 km race...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:10:00 GMT

pair debut

'Scuse my geekiness a moment, me and Annie had our first ever race in the pair at the weekend, which was possibly the most hilarious serious competition I have ever taken part in. OK we got our asses ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 14:19:00 GMT

boys done good

Check out my friends who've won a massive musical writing competition, woop! I've not seen this particular show but based on their previous work and what I've heard about this so far it promises to be...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:05:00 GMT

solvent abuse

not content with downing excessive quantities of wine at the 'let's dress up like asian people even though we're blatantly white trash' party, we had to resort to inhaling fumes of glue balloons. High...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 06:15:00 GMT

so this is what they are teaching me

In case anyone was wondering, this is an example of how our dear lecturers attempt to keep us interested in biomechanics, by analyzing the forces acting on Brad Pitt: Ooh! he does look like he wants ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 08:49:00 GMT

Hey missus deejay

You know when some clever chap with some magic machine takes 2 songs and mixes them up to make 1 song together? Yeah? No? Well, it seems to be done with Michael Jackson and Goldfrapp songs a lot. This...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:01:00 GMT

religious fervour

So I'm not really big into art exhibitions, I tend to find them boring and poncy. But I do like interactive! This here is an exhibition froma coupla years ago at the tate modern which sent everyone a ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 06:08:00 GMT

i am a flashy red bra

You Are a Flashy Red Bra! Outgoing, friendly, and fascinating.You're a charmer, with your pick of the men.But you want a man who's as magnetic as you are.You need someone who can keep up ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 12:27:00 GMT