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Crispin The Angry Ferret

A dyslexic was hit in the head by a book, he's been in a comma for weeks.

About Me

I'm a pretty chilled out person with my own little quirks but people seem to read into that more than I do. I can talk to people, usually. Sometimes I just want me time and I think you'll be able to figure which is which.

My Interests

Things that I like, I can't tell you that untill I know.

I'd like to meet:

This guy, that's a strange talent, I respect him for it but I'm glad i'm not a flautist.

Music:

Eclectic, but it all depends on mood, situation etc...

Movies:

Again depends, but comedies and sci-fi, Nothing too scary...

Television:

I don't have a TV Licence, but as I do not have the ability to recieve or record live signal broadcasts it is not needed. Crispin 1 TV Licencing people 0!!!

Books:

Ooooh, I've been reading, great for an illiterate person. Ursula Le Guin; Terry Pratchett; George Orwell; Irvine Welsh; Anthony Burgess.

Heroes:

SPIDER-MAN GOKU KEN SONIC. No but really, anyone who treats me with respect. Lame as it may sound, it's a truly ace quality in a person to be able to honestly respect someone. So this means in particular: My folks, my siblings and Tom.

My Blog

Awwwwwwwwwwhhhhhh Yeah!

Hahahahahahaha I'm a clever/lucky bugger depending on your viewpoint. I'm going back to Bangor. Get this, I passed. Awwwwh Yeah.
Posted by Crispin The Angry Ferret on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:25:00 PST

"Right, I’m coming downstairs to settle up and then I’m done with you!"

That doesn't half make me sound like a rent boy. But believe it or not, those were words from the mouth of my FORMER employer: Sue Fountain, manageress of the Tardis.Why, pray tell did you lose yet an...
Posted by Crispin The Angry Ferret on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:31:00 PST

Inter v-who?

Balls, of the great big hairy kind. What is it with second interviews? Here I am, once again seeking legitimate employment (No mafioso style work for me) and it's not as if prospective employers can s...
Posted by Crispin The Angry Ferret on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would be listening to loads of music at the minute but, alas I cannot. IT'S GONE!!!! It's awful. 9 Gig (Near 2K songs) Wiped along with all my own recordings and EVERYTHING. BLOODY PITA. Worse, I di...
Posted by Crispin The Angry Ferret on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:29:00 PST

WOOLIES ARE WANKERS!

I am bloody irritated, as party season approaches I was rather happy, untill 10 am today. Friday the 3rd is payday, however the beautifully obnoxious people from Woolworths neglected to mention that t...
Posted by Crispin The Angry Ferret on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST

Blow me down to Bournemouth

Bit gutted I can't be seeing people for birthdays, especially when we're dealing with a lot of 21st birthdays. And of course Tor's as well. Good news: GOT A JOB (Again), I work at woollies this time,...
Posted by Crispin The Angry Ferret on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:13:00 PST

Ultimate? Why yes we are!

Well well well. I with many others went to the land of sock stealers, (Liverpool) where we entered a tourement for Ultimate DiscA lot of hard work and pain ensued, and we beat every team on our first ...
Posted by Crispin The Angry Ferret on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:53:00 PST

Hopes and dreams shattered and torn...

I have seen the new Bullseye on Challege, and it made me cry. Not because I was overjoyed at it's return. Not even because I've suddenly turned into Ryan. But because it pained me to have to endure t...
Posted by Crispin The Angry Ferret on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:44:00 PST

EMPLOYMENT MANIFIQUE

I GOT ME A JOB!!!!!!! Good pay, great times, uniform's cool that's all
Posted by Crispin The Angry Ferret on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:23:00 PST

You Muppet

You Are Kermit Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know. You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems. Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy ...
Posted by Crispin The Angry Ferret on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:35:00 PST