I consider myself a well learned, impatient oaf of a man. I am proud of my family, proud of all that I have achieved and proud of my own stature. When I choose to assert myself it is a thing of greatness and those of you who wish to bask upon my glory shall only feel my undying wrath upon your immortal being.
I'm a fairly nice man, though hateful of those too ignorant to fear those who are hateful of others. If you are one of these ignorant people that are too ignorant to fear those who are hateful of others, I do not wish to meet you. Infact, I never wish to have any contact with you save for a passing glance on the street, and even that may be enough to fertilize my hate into fruition. Should you pass a small statured man on the street looking to you for a handout as if he was a beggar, be warned! I am that man and I shall destroy you!To everyone else, I enjoy a cup of tea on a calm Sunday afternoon while discussing the intricacies of life. If you too enjoy the beauties of life, do not hesitate to contact me. I am awaiting your company.