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jillie

With relief, with humiliation, with terror, he understood that he too was a mere appearance, dreamt

About Me

I am Jill. I can be silly. I kind of look like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife Beth and I also look like Beth from The Gauntlet. Mostly, I look like Jill Ranieri. I weigh 587 lbs Don't let the photos fool you. I am also about 4'7" and have a lot of diseases. I would also like to point out that my eyes are small and close together and I have a long nose which in combination, cause me to look like a collie. Also, I have a crooked lip due to a softball slamming me in my grille piece. I refuse to take anything too seriously, epspecially myspace. please dont put glittery banners on my shit. I live in Center Moriches, not Mastic.

My Interests

painting Spanish Dinosaurs And talented people ... see "music"

I'd like to meet:

If you know anything about me, you know that I refuse to meet people in person if I spoke with them on the phone first. So, it goes without saying, that I will NEVER meet somebody from Cyber Space... creeps

Music:

Danny Smith, metronomics

Books:

They A'ight