"Alreet"

My names Walker (I have a first name too which im not to keen on) which you've probably gathered by now. I live way up north in the city of Newcastle which is handy as its no where near anyone who could be described as a southerner.Im 22, 23 in April, and 24 in the April after that. However, my girlfriend is still a teenager 20, which is a small victory on my part! Arf! Im Just over 6 foot tall and ive got a shaved head hair, green/blue eyes and some other bits.I own two cats, one with 4 legs, and one with 3. Thats 7 legs between 2 cats. Unfortunately my 4 legged cat sadly passed away in the early hours of 13/04/08.

R.I.P. Twiglet.

I have a rather large obsession with Newcastle United and im a very proud (sometimes) season ticket holder and I sit in the Gallowgate end. I love going to away matches with the lads, I follow them all over the country and have had the pleasure of visiting such exotic towns as Blackburn and Bolton. I have also been to Banbury...Heres a rather nice video of Mr Haygarth, Mr Reeder, My Goodself and my other other half Mr Connolly, a bit drunk in Vicarage Road, which is in the quaint shit hole that is Watford...

|Moving away from football, i also enjoy drinking and going clubbing with the boyos (Im not welsh) I dont care where i go clubbing as i listen to all sorts of music, as long as its not full of trendy people with 'nice hair' who wear those tops which look like two tops but are actually one top. Thats just not right.I have a fantastic girlfriend called Stevie who I love to pieces. She’s absolutely fucking mint and I want to spend the rest of my life with her. Love you loads baby xI also love cars but I cant drive (stupid eh?) In fact, I like many things, heres a small list of things that i like:Things I like

The wife Newcastle United England Glasgow Rangers Away days with the lads (that sounds gay, its not) Beer Sexual Intercourse Having a laugh Making new swear words up (Piss-beans, Arse-eggs, Wank-tard) Nescafe Alta Rica coffee Cheese and Ham sandwiches

And now a list of things I dont like:
Things I dont like

Mackems Americans Women who say there fat when they know they arent Jamie Oliver Pete fucking Doherty Moths Anyone who says 'alright duck' instead of 'hello' Trendys Fucking Australians The fucking bastard wanker politically correct brigade who can toss right off for all I fucking care. A black board is a black board, as it is black and it is a board. It is not fucking racist.