Elijah Akeyasai

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I would like to meet some intelligent people who were not infected by the WEAPON OF MASS STUPIDITY that went off in the late 1990's

U CAUTION IN THE INTEREST OF PUBLIC AND PERSONAL SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP ELIJAH AKEYASAI AWAY FROM THE STUPID AND IGNORANT.
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My Personal Quotes
In a World of Universal deceit....
Telling the TRUTH is the most revolutionary thing a person can do!!
It isn't that my memory is that bad!
It is that you didn't make a good enough first impression for me to remember
Now after telling me all of that!
Why must I be invovled?
I really couldn't think any less of you!
But I see you are trying for bonus points
Have you tried saying that dialog in a mirror?
So you can see the shyt that coimg out of your mouth!
Just because I have been a very sexual person in my life.
What ever gave you the idea that I would want to be sexual with you?
I am not trying to say you aren't well like and love by many.
I am just saying you aren't well like and loved by me personally.
In the short time I have gotten to know you.
I wish I had spent the time more wisely.
Isn't truly painful to be that ignorant?
Or is it you have just learned to enjoy the agony you bring to others?
If you wanted an enjoyable sexual experience?
Why do you keep fukking people you don't like?
You know there isn't much in this world I fear.
But the sheer thought of you having children scares the holy shyt out of me!
It is truly amazing with all those advance degrees in higher education.
The simple things still seem to confuse you until no end.

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Clark AFB, Philipines

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness ||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Low
Schizoid Disorder : Moderate
Schizotypal Disorder : Low
Antisocial Disorder : Moderate
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Disorder : Low
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low

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I am 88% Nefarious Evil Genius.
You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! Evil courses through my blood. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. You are welcome to visit my hidden island enclave where my evil science takes place. Take the
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I Am Truly Scary

I even scare scary people sometimes! Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person. There is no great genius without a touch of madness. How Scary Are You?

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I Am New York Citizen
?? Which Mythical Creature Are You ??
You're like a Dragon!
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Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture.
You also appreciate a good amount of grit - and very little shocks you.
You're competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed.
Famous people from New York: Colin Powell, Tupac Shakur, Langston Hughes & Gordon Parks
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Nemesis
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Your Life Path Number is 11
Your purpose in life is to inspire others
Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return.
You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying.
You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet.
In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level.
You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself.
You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them.
You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything. What Is Your Life Path Number?

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Libra
You are so popular, you have your choice of women. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the club. You are forward and extraverted nature, you are usually dominate in bed. You like to take the lead and search for all of their little hidden secrets. Libra..s indecisiveness will drive you crazy!!!! This sign is one of the kinkiest of the kinky. The symbolism is the scales, which usually means weighing the pros and cons of life and sex. The Libra man has the art of lovemaking down to a fine science, but he sometimes gets lost in the foreplay, forgetting about the "play.". He will sip champagne from your navel or insert objects into your vagina and release them at the point of orgasm. But don..t rush the man, because Librans love to play in bed all day and most of the night. He can be dramatic in his approach; he..ll begin with an intimate candlelight dinner (which he..s prepared!) and champagne, followed by a bath with you, massage, and "dessert." Libran men looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has a definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of the menage a trois. He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and have long hair. If a woman..s clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underwear, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. They love to role-play and play dress up. Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. Therefore, if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. Nevertheless, they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. However, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows? LIBRA is the most charming (and likely to be partnered up) of the Air Signs. The sign of the Scales seeks out harmony and balance, and shrinks from conflict and discord. Don't create drama or put things in disarray if you want to keep your Libra happy. He or she would rather compromise than fight in order to keep the peace. For a Libra, companionship is a must. The Scales need another person in their life to feel balanced. If you need a dinner date that won't upstage or, worse, embarrass you, call a Libra. They are adept at the social graces, and making others feel at ease. They know how to behave properly given any situation. Their pleasant demeanor charms them into favor, which makes them even more charming. But, take note, their charm and magnetism can lead to indiscreet situations since people are constantly drawn to them, creating frequent temptations. Aesthetics play an important role for Libra who seeks out visual harmony and balance. You may find more Libras than any other sign who are artistically inclined. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
You Should Be a Film Writer
You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen! What Type of Writer Should You Be?
You Are 72% Gentleman
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices! Are You A Gentleman?

You Have A Type A Personality
You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood
You tend to succeed at everything you attempt
And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top!
You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun
As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested
You have the perfect personality for business and atheltic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.
You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities.
You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.
Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
You Have Low Self Esteem 8% of the Time
Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth.
You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all. How is Your Self Esteem?

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What I like to drink at the club
Red Devil
Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz Vodka or Everclear
1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort
1 1/2 oz Sloe gin
2 oz Triple sec
2 oz Orange juice
1 oz Pinneapple juice
1 splash Grenadine
Mixing instructions:
First add ice, then mix in the alcohols, then the juice and grenadine. Shake when all ingredients are mixed. Serve in a 10-12 oz. glass.
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People Iced: 708 & counting
Car Bombs Planted: Seventy-three
Favorite Weapon H&K MP-5A1
Arms Broken: Too many to keep track
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Two
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Detective Mitchell-NYPD
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Your Love Element Is Earth
In love, you have consistency and integrity.
For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered.
You attract others with your zest for life and experiences.
Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time.
Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk.
You connect best with: Fire
Avoid: Wood
You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation You have a general IQ of 141
You have a sexual IQ of 146
Your General IQ Score of 141 shows how able your mind is in general. This score is better than 99.15% of all persons taking this test. All known occupations can be comprehended with a General IQ this high. You should be able to handle any academic challenges.
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Elijah Akeyasai's Political Profile:
Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
How to make a Elijah Akeyasai
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
5 parts arrogance
5 parts beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!
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You Are 48% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?
You Communicate With Your Ears
You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker.
What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions.
You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself.
Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your music. How Do You Communicate?
what kind of WARRIOR are you??????
Ninja
You do battle by night, sliding through the shadows and destroying all who need destroyed. You are the most powerful of the Warriors. Alone you can defeat many foes. In groups you are indestructible. You fight because that is what you're good at.

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You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.
You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.
Honesty:
You don't really value honesty.
You do value getting your way, no matter what.
And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem.
A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!)
Generosity:
You don't really value generosity.
Your needs always come first, no matter what.
And you'll possibly help someone else out...
But only if it helps you in return.
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them. The Five Factor Values Test
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love Test
You Are Internal - Realist - Empowered
You feel your life is controlled internally.
If you want something, you make it happen.
You don't wait around for things to go your way.
You value your independence and don't like others to have control.
You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.
You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order.
You realize that working the system does get you further.
You know who to defer to and who to control.
When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test
Using your mind
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere.
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?