Keith aka 'Cliscuit' aka Cledus T Griscuit

About Me

You really know nothing about me unless you've ACTUALLY met me. Even then you get the 'me' I choose to show you. I'm a cut up, a tease, I have a serious side but I don't like to show it, I value my friendships above all else, and seriously you fuk with my friends, a bitch get violent! o_0 I love random wal-mart trips to make fun of the ugly people, Denny's trips to see the 'snotty waitress', and movies where the molestation of your date may or may not complete the night. I don't tolerate bullshit in my life, been thru too much. I've been known to drive to Raleigh on the drop of a hat to see a friend in need, I've been known to convert a few str8 bois, hell I've even been known by 3 different names in 5 different states. But what I'm most known for is being ME...so sayeth Keith! Ya P.S. the AIM sn is 'DreamsBtru'
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.comAnd seriously....what strikes me the FUNNIEST about this 'obituary' crap....I TOTALLY would mutter something as obscure as 'Rosebud' on my death bed! Although if Gina were there I might ask for some Chocolatty Sauscesses too!

My Interests

Goin to 'Harrisons' and chillin wit ma str8 gurls!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone worthwhile...it's a clichÃ© but fuk it, waddya want?"Just because its soooo true! hahaha".. width="425" height="350" .. This is the INFAMOUS 'Honda Crab' commercial....I swear it cracks me up EVERY TIME!! 'I Pinch'.. width="425" height="350" ..Annnd the Crab RETURNS!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..Funniest shit of my LIFE!!

Movies:

AWESOME thrillers and action movies, but a sappy 'tear-jerker' is noice on occasion too. Oh, GOTTA give a shout out to 'Latter Days' and 'Broken Hearts Club'...wouldn't be NUTTIN with out the 'family' favs! ;-)

Television:

"QUICK QUICK".. width="425" height="350" .."SHOWA TIME" .. width="425" height="350" ..Sooooo SAD!! BUT DEDICATED! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

I got the 'Calvin and Hobbes' anthology collection for Christmas...yes I am a big kid damnit!
Name: Keith Pendley
Birthdate: 7/26/84
Birthplace: Rex Hospital (Raleigh)
Current Location: ECU (Greenville)
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'5
Weight: 245
Piercings: 3, both lobes and right cartillage
Tatoos: 1 (another to come)
Overused Phraze: 'Well alright kids...'
FAVORITES
Food: Pasta
Candy: Easter Peeps!
Number: 15
Color: Purple
Animal: Dog
Drink: Deer Park BOTTLED water...yes I'm THAT detailed!
Alcohol Drink: Tic-Tac shots!!
Bagel: Blueberry
Letter: Z
Body Part on Guy/Girl: Arms and Shoulders
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Ummm, neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Neither
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: OoOoOo...BOTH
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: About 2 hrs before I actually passout
Most Missed Memory: James and Keisha at my apt in Apex
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: 'How much longer can I hit snooze'
Goal for this year: Pass all my classes
Best Friends: Kenny, Jennifer, Dani, Keisha, Sherita, Amanda
Weakness: Falling for someone too quickly
Fears: Spiders and stinging insects
Heritage: Trailer park mutt and a touch of redneck
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: haha...next
Ever Smoked: Like once or twice
Pot: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: Nope
Ever beaten someone up: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: A light color, like blue or green
Favorite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long: Shaggy
Height: Tall
Style: Comfortable
Looks or Personality: Looks attract, personality makes or breaks.
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: They can drink, but I'm sorry, too much baggage comes from drugs.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Athletic, needs some meat but not be a cracker away from death.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Can't begin to count them.
What country do you want to Visit: England
How do you want to Die: Under a warm blanket in my sleep.
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em!
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: I try to be healthy...can someone please pass me that tub of gravy?
Do you think your Attractive: I think I'm decent.
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: Want to FINISH college.
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: As long as there is hot water!
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: In the shower...which is why we run outta hot water!
Want to get Married: If Republicans will ever allow it.
Do you want Children: Yes
Have your future kids names planned out: Johnathan, Lynne, Trevor, or Pearl
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: HAHAHAHA....omg...haha!
Hate anyone: Dis-like a few peeps, hate no one.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

They know who they are.

My Blog

Good Day

Ya today was a good day. That is all. Sometimes it is good to have a reminder about enjoying the simpler things in life...instead of making things more complicated than they need to be.&nb...
Posted by Keith aka 'Cliscuit' aka Cledus T Griscuit on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST

Confused Soul

I don't know what I'm more upset about...the fact that I seem to struggle articulating the emotions I want to convey, or the fact that I have gone from being a completely independant person to someone...
Posted by Keith aka 'Cliscuit' aka Cledus T Griscuit on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST

Want to forget...

Why does it make me so angry to see and witness what I already know? Why am I bitching about a completely moot point and something that honestly has been dead and gone. I want to know why ...
Posted by Keith aka 'Cliscuit' aka Cledus T Griscuit on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:04:00 PST

V for Vendetta

Yes this is my absolute FAV movie, I have seen it like 6 times n theaters, now I own it on DVD 2day....nono I didn't get the 14.99 version, Keith got the 22.99 SPECIAL EDITION version! Yes if an...
Posted by Keith aka 'Cliscuit' aka Cledus T Griscuit on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 05:50:00 PST

After it's all said and done...

after it's all said and done...and I'm left feeling, dumb, confused...and most importantly....alone. I seriously have to re-evaluate the choices I've made...because most of all I did NOT want to...
Posted by Keith aka 'Cliscuit' aka Cledus T Griscuit on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:10:00 PST

MY B-DAY!!!

I had an effin AWESOME bday! Thanx to everyone who made it special! To the Raleigh trip, to Chicos, to the guy who slapped me on the ass at the club ;-) Everyone, I had a blast!!!
Posted by Keith aka 'Cliscuit' aka Cledus T Griscuit on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:59:00 PST

I'm tired

I am sooo tired... I'm tired of the game; I'm tired of the trials, I'm tired of a car that dies every 2000 miles. I'm tired of the advice; I'm tired of the salute, I'm tired of my decisions bein...
Posted by Keith aka 'Cliscuit' aka Cledus T Griscuit on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:00:00 PST

Busch Gardens Trip

OOOMG I had so much fun today. Lemmie give ya a quick RECAP over the last 24hrs! K I was supposed to get up at 5am to get ready to leave by 6am...well I got so distracted cleanin the apt t...
Posted by Keith aka 'Cliscuit' aka Cledus T Griscuit on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:22:00 PST

4th of July

Ya know, just love my friends, I know it sounds sappy to say, but I do. Here I sit grilling out, Adam and Kirby and Nikki outside, all of us enjoyin a few beers and crackin up. Yup, life b...
Posted by Keith aka 'Cliscuit' aka Cledus T Griscuit on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:33:00 PST

NEW PUPPY!

So ya, I went to the animal shelter yesterday, and I adopted a puppy! I get to go pick him up 2morrow. OOOMG he is soooo freakin cute! I'll have to upload some pics of him later.&nbs...
Posted by Keith aka 'Cliscuit' aka Cledus T Griscuit on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:56:00 PST