Michael (mon)

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Name: Michael (mon)
Birthday: long, long ago...in a galaxy
Birthplace: far, far away...
Current Location: deerblind (shhh...here comes an eight pointer!)
Eye Color: assorted bluegreens
Hair Color: rust
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: itsa tie
Your Heritage: Scots-Irish (mon)
The Shoes You Wore Today: 1974 Gene Simmons demon boots
Your Weakness: yea, right
Your Fears: beer shortage
Your Perfect Pizza: the one that goes with my beer
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: beat up my wife...(she always wins)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: good grief...
Thoughts First Waking Up: there's no place like home...there's no place like home...
Your Best Physical Feature: ain't got one
Your Bedtime: gee whiz...already?!!?
Your Most Missed Memory: garageband daze
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...and it's "Coke or Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Arby's
Single or Group Dates: i don't like dates...i like figs
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: beer
Cappuccino or Coffee: beer
Do you Smoke: like a broke chimney
Do you Swear: by the power vested in me
Do you Sing: only Indian lullabys
Do you Shower Daily: sure
Have you Been in Love: am still
Do you want to go to College: did already
Do you want to get Married: am
Do you belive in yourself: lemme see...(pinching self) yep, i'm real...
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i stand on my head and sing the theme to "Titanic"
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: nope...just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: ...that's "parent"...and yea, we're good.
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: is eddie van halen posessed by the guitar god "imafreak"?!!?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes mam
In the past month have you Smoked: ayup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sure
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: dude, the 80's are gone
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: orewhat?!!?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes mam
In the past month have you been on Stage: ayup
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yep...(with my clothes on)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a straw from Arby's
Ever been Drunk: whoer yoo cawlin a droonk?
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: yep...(by the girl i was teasing)
Ever Shoplifted: the STRAW...(dude, you paying attention?!!?)
How do you want to Die: medium-well
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the Pope
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland (mon)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 115
Best Clothing Style: ask my wife
Number of Drugs I have taken: 6,385,009.5
Number of CDs I own: 6,385,009.5 (what a coincidence)
Number of Piercings: 0.0
Number of Tattoos: 4 or 5...give or take
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 6,385,009.5 (ay...3 out of 5 ain't bad)

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