2- Welcome to a Superior Way of Thinking |
In case you were wondering, JSTM is your favorite corpse's favorite band. How do I know? Because Jimmy and myself are professional corpse manufacturers. Shut up and keep your questions to yourself. In...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:11:00 GMT |
9- We’re good at making people give up on life |
Well here it is. Sure it may have taken awhile, but the wait is well worth it. Honestly even if it isn't worth it, you should pretend your psyched anyhow. Unless of course you are ok with dying. If th...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:10:00 GMT |
8- Some People Just Aren’t Meant to Live......Like You |
That bastard Tiger Woods boned us over yet again. This time we actually bet on him and he hurts his leg. That son of a bitch owes us a lot of money. We can't get it from him either. Thanks to the PGA....
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:01:00 GMT |
7- Dumbass |
How do you feel about your purchase? I bet you feel pretty damn good. If not then just listen to these discs. You will love it in life. By the way if you're reading this..... you're dead already. Buy ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:55:00 GMT |
6- Let Freedom Ring.....and By Freedom I Mean Us Killing You |
So speaking of death, what would you do if this cd's music killed you? It sort of will, you will never want to listen to any other band in life. JSTM is not only your favorite band, but we are the ONL...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:48:00 GMT |
5- Listen freely to the sound of your death |
So lucky you. You just made the wisest decision ever. By purchasin this cd you have thusly funded the next JSTM BBQ binge. I'm looking forward to eating massive amounts of BBQ with your money. I might...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:40:00 GMT |
4- Get In Line |
These discs here are flat out poison. Once this music enters your earpiece and settles into your brain you will forever be poisoned with desire. Desire for new music from your alltime favorite band. L...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:31:00 GMT |
3- True Bliss Awaits.....Open Up |
A Little something about JSTM: We really don't care about you or anyone for that matter. If you're reading this, then we have a few more bucks to go buy some pork BBQ. We gambled away the advance we g...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:00:00 GMT |
1- You’re the First Asshole.....Good Luck |
By reading this, you realize that Josh Smokes Too Much is far and away the greatest band to ever grace mother earth and disgrace your face. Inside please find one copy of JSTM's Yes Poochie CD and a o...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:03:00 GMT |
Yes Poochie, the Sonic Assault is Over |
Hi my name is Kyle Pontiac and I'm in the band Josh Smokes Too Much. In the coming weeks Yes Poochie will be released. You heard right. All 15 of the original copies are done and I am simply putting s...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:35:00 GMT |
