GENESIS: THE BEGINNING
B4 I can even begin 2 talk about the NOW, you need to know/understand where I came from:
4/13/79:Orange, New Jersey. Orange Memorial Hospital: Little brown boy is born. His name is Michael
NO! This isn’t REALLY me! lol
9/6/83:Bloomfield, New Jersey. Olive Tree Day Care: Fell in love for the 1st time222ith who? BASKETBALL
6/20/1996: New York, New York. Madison Square Garden: Los Angeles Lakers acquire a 6’6 Shooting Guard from Lower Merion High School, Pa. #8/#24 Kobe Bryant. I pledge allegiance to the Lakers
3/26/97: Newark, New Jersey. Columbus Hospital: My Lil 1/2 Rican 1/2 Brown cross-breed, Jessenia is born. Daddy’s Little Laker lol
Jess @ 10 months
5/2003: Long Island, New York. Five Towns College: I graduate from College
FFWD---- 2006 Life pretty much went down hill after that. I had to grow up, get a job, move out, pay bills, ect. *Ed. Note: Anyone under the age of 21 reading this, being an adult is WAY overrated. WAY!!! Be irresponsible, immature & depend on your parents as long as you can. TRUST ME*
I’m now a 27 yr old, independent, card carrying member of the Corporate America Club who does things like THIS to keep himself busy! (YES! I’m a Jet Black NINJA!!!! HiiiiiYahh *Karate Chop*
Here are a FEW of the basics:
Age: 27 (April 13th ARIES)
Height:6ft 1.5 (6'3" in MANHEELZ aka Timz!)
Weight:227lbs
Nationality:Brown (yes, that what i put on applications & official paperwork; right in the "Other" section.
Status: Alive
Living situation:Solo/2 Bedrooms/In Da Burbs
Career:Supervisor of Technical Medical Services (YES! I am a hard working black man. So UNlike Unicorns, Winged Horses, Black people w/ good credit, the Lockness Monster, & Bigfoot, we are NOT a myth! )
For Fun/Hobbies:Okay, dont judge me, but THIS is what IIIIIIIIIII like 2 do for fun.
1) Arm wrestling left handed female midgets
2) Playin Hop Scotch in Rush Hour Traffic...Blindfolded
3) Not actually buying the book/magazine, just reading it @ Barnes & Noble...in the NUDE
4) Practicing 2 Become a NINJA! (check the gallery for a pic of my in training! lol)
5) Fighting Wild Animalz w/ My Bare Hands
6) Holding my breath till i pass out
7) Collecting RoadKill
8)Triping old people
