jessica

kind of makes you want to do something that matters...

'Even If You Grab A Piece of Time'Conjure something glowingTake this dayYou were born with hands for spinningTalent for dreams and making them realRoll the hours like yarnSpin something that makes you...
Posted by jessica on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:34:00 PST

we no longer say "yes" we say "affirmative"

because it is a robot nation. lol It is burning up outside. I am completely unprepared for summer, and humidity is the worst catalyst for the failure of a car air conditioner. Arkansas seems to b...
Posted by jessica on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:13:00 PST

happy birthday Jeremy!

Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday to Jeremy Winkle. June 20th! To: Jeremy  From: Jessica If a gigantic discreetly packaged special delivery shows up on your doorstep any time this week ...
Posted by jessica on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:02:00 PST

it's a whole lot of nothing

I haven't had a lot to say lately. Seems like the more I have on my mind, the less I have to say. I find myself annoyed by myself because I'm being the incredibly annoying friend that always says "it'...
Posted by jessica on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:33:00 PST

the end of an 8 month era

I took out my tongue ring last night. I am totally done with it. You see, though it is incredibly useful in ways I won't detail, it is really rough on teeth. My teeth are always sore from it clanking ...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:56:00 PST

farting on the comatose

oh today.... Maybe it's just the humid air and cow ass fertilizer, but this town is like a rotting trash barge. It is like being in a coma while the visitor in your room is farting it all up. You have...
Posted by jessica on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:55:00 PST

for the love of sanitation

don't have doo doo under your nails! I work for a trucking company, and I understand that it is hard to find good showers on the road. I know I wouldn't want to shower in a public place. It's hard eno...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:43:00 PST

shit.

I think I have a computer virus. Actually I know I have a computer virus because my virus scanner pops up and says, "YOU HAVE A VIRUS AND ADWARE, but we can't fix it and you are screwed." I'm quoting ...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST

If one drinks much from a bottle marked poison...

It is certain to disagree with one sooner or later (a tidbit of good advice from Alice in Wonderland) I saw this on morbidfactdujour.com (a very yucky site that will calm the occasional craving f...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST

Tickle the Fat kid and win two IPOD nanos lol

I love the ads on myspace. "shave grandpa's legs and win a laptop!" "shoot famous people and win a gift card" "tickle the fat kid for two IPOD nanos"  that shit is great. I want to get paid ...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST