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i am, carl

I am here for Dating

About Me

i'm a typical guy. i like velvet. bow hunting. completely opposed to commitment, unless i know i can back out at anytime. one thing that most people really like about me is that i'm always right 93% of the time. it's weird, at one point, i thought the thinkers had it right, but the more you think, the more you realize you're not thinking, you're dwelling. ironically my obsessive compulsive personallity actually has me looking forward to taking advantage of next year's winter doldurums. i disagree with most people i've never met. from time to time i do relax. when i do, it's generally to reflect on the time i put a piece of pooh in a flower pot in my buddy craig cohn's bedroom while i was watching his dog.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

me, like 10 yrs ago and either see if i wanted to go grab a beer with me, or panic, because i wasn't me then now.