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B.E.S.S.

I am here for Friends

About Me

Some folks are like umbrellas, they pass through your life with little meaning. Then there's the ones that make you hang onto every word. He was one of the latter. Came into my room and told me things that mattered like everything that rises must converge. When so-called experts try to tell you that parallel lines never intersect. Don't listen to them. Don't you believe a word. I'm speaking from experience. Everything that floats is gonna run into something. Everything that rises must converge. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me think or laugh.

My Blog

Cows make venolia water and milk

Elowen's bath talk:"Cows make venolia water and milk.""Cows make pies out of venolia water." "Babar keeps eating the pie before it's done!""We only need 3 lbs of milk for the pie but Babar put 5!" "M...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 16:27:00 GMT

An interesting conversation

Talking about a GreatGlam.com ad on Myspace:Elowen: Wait, mom! I like those girls. I want to look at them.Me: Those girls aren't wearing enough shirts.Elowen: Yes they are!Me: Maybe it's really warm ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:47:00 GMT

Elowen Logic

(while jumping on the couch)"I jumped the highest because I love you the most." 4/2/08
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Elowen just said VOL II

 While playing with puppets.....one puppet said to the other: "you are very nice and shrewd." "Come down here mishy mish!"
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:28:00 GMT

Elowen just said

..."God blesses me" and "cyberspace" within a minute of each other. Where is she hearing this stuff?! I blame television.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:23:00 GMT

Elowen vs. Narrow Gauge Cinema

Today was Elowen's absolute first time going to the movies; the little freak was so excited.....laughed like a maniac and asked a million questions.....couldn't sit in her seat and harassed the people...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 13:21:00 GMT

OMG!!!!

Could there be a better vegetable than broccoli?!  *runs back to plate to enjoy more deliciousness*
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:24:00 GMT

Elowen turns 3!!!

Happy Birthday little girl!
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 16:18:00 GMT

Hooray!!!

I'm a smarty pants, yup!  I totally scored the scholarship I applied for, yay!  $2800!  Thank you, thank you!  *takes a bow*
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:00:00 GMT

Introducing: Amandah Berkowski!!! *the crowd roars*

This girl is the shit right here!  Go ahead, clicky!I'm A Freaky GirlThese Are All My Spots I'm Hard To GetI'm Free Can't Go To HellMy Hit ManI'm A Frisky KittyIt Ain't Me Babe Jesus, I could go ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:35:00 GMT