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Johnny O!

I am here for Friends

About Me

All I wanna do is drink beer for breakfast. All I wanna eat is them barbeque chips. All I want is someone to just try and protect us. You can try but never wanna try and defect us.All I wanna do is stay in this life. All I wanna pick is your nose, honey, Hi!As for my sense of Humor:PART 1PART TWOPART THREE

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

-=Most=- people I already know......NO exceptions! And Canadians! Gen X-ers get a free taco with every *accepted* friend request!

My Blog

The isolated pawn casts gloom over the entire chessboard.

THE KING The King himself is haughtie care, Which ouerlooketh all his men, And when he seeth how they fare, He steps among them now and then, Whom when his foe presumes to checke, His seruant...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:08:00 GMT

iGeneration

"Upon This Tidal Wave Of Young Blood" Now that everybody's here Could we please have your attention? There is nothing left to fear No now that bigfoot is captured But are the children really right Al...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:28:00 GMT

The future just ain't what it used to be....

..>..>..>..>..> Some say the end is near.Some say we'll see armageddon soon.I certainly hope we will.I sure could use a vacation from thisBullshit three ring circus sideshow ofFreaksHere i...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:35:00 GMT

Best Intentions

As I was walking home from the park the other day with my daughter, I observed a passing gentleman walk at least 3 feet across the pavement (out of his way), in order to spit in the gutter. And 'they'...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 23:19:00 GMT

Trim that Pork!

Go ahead and count your chickens, cause Bush and many of his top thugs are headed for the ol' political cesspile from whence they sprang. It was only natural that after suffering through years of runa...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:08:00 GMT

Ridiculous people are....well, ridiculous!

What's the point of having a learning experience, if you only pay the costs (hidden and obvious) of the experience and take nothing away from it.It's the growth (however painfully acheived) that makes...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 23:50:00 GMT

Learn to swim

Are you as confused about the end of the world as I am.  That's what this is, right?!  Waitaminit.....what country am I citizen of?  Where's my two fingers of scotch goddammnit.......hr...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:23:00 GMT

If I only had a brain

I once rode my bike after drinking a box of wine (none of that swill mind you: Gallo).  As I biked the midnight canals o' Phoenix, I ran into a fella peddlin' dope.  "Dope?!", I says, "Of wh...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 00:23:00 GMT

A-type personality disorder

Today, I added a $1,000,000 library fine to a co-workers library account with the caption "Excessive Attitude Problems".  Her face reddened when she saw it on the screen, and then she turned to m...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 00:14:00 GMT