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Madame Monstrosity

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About Me

WARNING - IF I HAVE NOT MET YOU, I KNOW NO-ONE IN YOUR TOP FRIENDS, OR YOU ARE NOT FROM MY AREA, I WILL NOT ADD YOU.

~ http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Mel999

Hey i'm Melissa, or Mel, or Melvin, whatever fries your burger. i'm 17, i go to school, i go out on weekends, i'm you're average teenage dirtbag, minus any real dirt. i don't use drugs, i don't smoke, and i don't drink at the moment. i also don't care if you do do any of the above, it's who you are. but it does bug me people who i know starting to smoke, because i know it will completely change them as a person. I'm extremely honest, and open. i also have a sense of humor. I'm a musician, i play a number of instruments, though none of them extremely well. Get to know me. i'm good to talk to, and almost always up for a chat. Myspace Layouts
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My Interests

I am interested in: physical RPGs such as Dungeons and Dragons; circus freaks like jugglers, contact jugglers, stilt walkers, unicyclists, deathstick people, fire-twirlers, and anyone willing to teach me poi; Music, and it's many musicians, especially string players :]; People with many peircings; strange spiritualistic religions and beliefs such as my own; goth fashion design; and yeah... many other things too.

I'd like to meet:

your standards

Music:

it's much easier by genre...
Grunge (Nirvana); Alternative Rock (manson, APC, Muse); Happy Hardcore Electronic Music (Angelspit); Goth Rock(Bauhaus); SometimesMelodic Metal (Opeth); Classical - especially chamber music, baroque, and romantic period music; Jazz, but NOT FUSION JAZZ(fucking Birdland...); and yeah. that's about it.

Movies:

Queen of the damned, Van Helsing, Interview with a Vampire, most if not all vampire movies unles they're cheezy dracula flicks, Donnie Darko, Tim burton movies such as Charlie & the chocolate factory (willy wonks is so strangely attractive) edward scissorhands, sleepy hollow, pirates of the carrabian, and comedies like dogma, Kevin and Perry go large, Family guy : stewie griffin : the untold story . basically stuff that either makes me laugh, or makes me think... or has vampires or johnny depp playing an outcast of society. i'm also into old black and white movies... they interest me with their older, more refined culture

Television:

i don't watch tv as much as i once did, but i do watch the simpsons, neighbours, and house as often as possible. i'm a channel 10 supporter. the least biast of all the networks... when it comes to news atleast.(unless you count SBS as good viewing...)

Books:

large blocks of words intimidate me. i learn through diagrams and pictures^_^

Heroes:

Vegans; Vegetarians; Animal Rights activists; Zanneth Simpson, because i owe him so much; and your face

My Blog

My Drama I.P.

(this is stand-up comedy, not actual poetry) TIM MINCHIN ANGRY LYRICSI don’t think.. I think I repress a lot of stufflike, not just my anxiety and stuffbut my anger and things... Like...I- I&rsq...
Posted by Madame Monstrosity on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:27:00 PST

What should i do to my car?

i need to grunge/goth-pimp up my new/old car what should i do to it? i mean, i'm definately fluffy-dicing it, and it comes with spiderwebs included, and i'm thinking of putting stickers all over it in...
Posted by Madame Monstrosity on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:22:00 PST

i’m truly a hopeless romantic.

now, let me explain the actual meaning of romance. contrary to the cupid and the fancy restaurants and the rose-petals on the bed, romance is to do with people known as the romantics, from the romanti...
Posted by Madame Monstrosity on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:01:00 PST

a thesis on my religious beliefs

i probably shouldn't have used the word "religious" as religion i find is an aweful thing. it is much better to refer to it as your 'idea' of what's going on in the metaphysical world. moving right al...
Posted by Madame Monstrosity on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:11:00 PST