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tzywei

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About Me

hi, I'm tzywei. if you can't pronounce that, i won't hold it against you. orlando is a joke, don't live there unless you are over 50 and looking to retire, and even then I would hope you spend the rest of your years elsewhere. I may use lowercase letters to start my sentences, leave out apostrophes, and use improper grammar depending on my mood, and I believe music and sex are interchangeable. i do have a secret weakness for hands and jawlines. free-flow intellects are my heroes, as are environmentalists, artists, and activists.. and no i don't smoke nor drink.. nor am i a follower of straight edge philosophy.. because i am a carnivore. i dont care for politics or organized religion, but i am knowledgeable and respectful of beliefs. also, there is a certain trick to walking in high heels that i have not been able to figure out yet, and ive recently realized that at least 97% of the things in my closet were once someone else's. i have more books in my two story house than the number of square feet in it. my mother says i should've been born male but i tell her how i like to chew on vitamin E gel capsules. i should have gone to school for science, but instead i came out with an art degree.. which is ok, i think the two are closely related. that's probably all ill tell you for now.
i can keep rhythm with no metronome.

My Interests

soy un guitarrista! realmente no hablo espanol, you loco face.

anything that allows me to transcend through creativity: guitar, the arts, design, photography, philosophy, spontaneity, [scientific] anomalies, urban exploration, shambhala/zen, video games, observatories, black holes/time, travel, insomnia, the stage, literature, porn, lakes, pens & pencils, existentialism, coffee, surfers, trenches, parapsychology.. ghost hunting! camping, reverse engineering, sushi, ginger dressing, yoga, passion, occasional perversion, good times and good friends, suspense, undressing at the end of the day, culture, procrastination, eccentricity, tattoos that i dont have..

I'd like to meet:

people.. and christopher walken.

Music:

my roots are in metal, my favorite is listening to music that exhibits rock+hip hop+funk, but i've got a little bit of everything in my playlist.. in the end though, all that you really need to know is..

Movies:

still trying to find a horror movie that will scare the ever-living crap out of me. maybe im inhuman.. or subhuman?

Television:

i dont really watch tv ... wait. i lied.. i watch ghosthunters :) and i get my fill of robot chicken on those days when you just need utter and random ridiculousness.

Books:

LAMB, crime & punishment, the fountainhead, da vinci code, the testament.. i see a trend here.

Heroes:

heroes emit supernatural powers from their eyes and can (when prompted) ooze out toxic from their umbilical scars.

My Blog

i wish you could put yourself in my suitcase

i am moving to California.. yes, LA.. yes, typical, i know that too. this will be sometime in nov/dec (roadtrip!). i know i said summer, but this time it's "fo'sho". i'm taking liza with me (yep im ma...
Posted by tzywei on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:10:00 PST

GENIUS!

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENTThe following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it ...
Posted by tzywei on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:12:00 PST