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old lady boney fingers

Your hunger just wrote a check that only a sandwich of this magnitude can cash.

About Me

I always hang in a buffalo stance .Some things I love...my dad's dirty jokes, milkshakes, cold pillows, The Kabuti, sushi, Futurama, Justin, Morrissey & The Smiths, tattoo parlor smell of blood and Neosporin, Korean food, and polka dots.I hate the word "hubby". It's not cute.

My Interests

I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I'd like to meet:

Plain ol' white people

Music:

Morrissey and the SmithsI don't really know how to feel about this:

Movies:

Justin and I just saw Grindhouse and it was awesome...oh yeah, and D'Lucky Ones.

Television:

AYBS?

Books:

I'm a library nerd...anything and everything by Vonnegut and Donna Jo Napoli. I'm on a young adult fiction bender because current adult fiction is overhyped bullshit. The Da Vinci Code can bite my butt. I'd sooner poke my eyeball out with my own thumb than read anything with the words "first wives, ya-ya, hotflash, shopaholic, the Devil wears, flava" in it. Manga should be used as liner for litter boxes and bird cages, not reading material. That's just MY opinion, of course.

Heroes:

Donna Jo Napoli (I sat next to her at a library workshop and found out that she's pretty badass). KURT VONNEGUT and RALPH STEADMAN. My sister...she's pretty badass, too!

My Blog

Read this now...do it!

Don't be weak!  Go to this show.
Posted by old lady boney fingers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

whatever dude

I'm feeling aggravated.  I'm listening to Tortoise.  The two are totally unconnected.
Posted by old lady boney fingers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST