they finally killed my car |
in case i haven't told you, a lady wrecked into the buick...while it was parked...in front of my house. the estimate included two new doors and some other panels and shit and came to more than t...
Posted by kyle on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:59:00 PST |
what’s the point of this? |
I knew you were spreading syphilis. I didn't know you were spreading syphiLIES.i don't know what the point is either. sorry.
Posted by kyle on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:40:00 PST |
stale bread |
can somebody tell me how i'm supposed to eat croutons?i've had some restaurant croutons that are still pretty much bread thus the fork pierces them easily but store bought croutons - they're rocks.&nb...
Posted by kyle on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:06:00 PST |
civic pride |
thanks to the internet i was directed to the few year old tour diaries of Mr. Jon Wurster. he's played with many a group, notably with Budweiser's Guided By Voices (his words) and over a decade ...
Posted by kyle on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:15:00 PST |
more/same |
I've mentioned direct tv synopses before and this one is a typo most likely but I got a laugh.For The Good German direct tv will tell you this:An Army correspondent (George Clooney) helps a former lov...
Posted by kyle on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:10:00 PST |
because you sonsabitches can’t handle a gut |
I changed the picture. I never thought of it as a gut picture. It was a thumbs up. Purely. But apparently all you people can see is gut. You can't give a fat, lazy man an...
Posted by kyle on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:18:00 PST |
albums i bought this year |
i bought a lot of goddam albums this year. i'm keeping this to New albums, no repackagings, no reissues (unless it wasn't available in this country before{by not available i mean without paying ...
Posted by kyle on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:41:00 PST |
nah, brah |
Interior: Fraternity-style galaA young woman of the blond yet slightly bookish persuasion stands near a wall while holding a red plastic cup.Enter: Fraternity-style guy named Skeeter/BrewD...
Posted by kyle on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST |
i'm in need of batteries |
i need several batteries of varying types and purposes.First, i need whatever the hell powers digital cameras. My sister got me a digital camera and i've never used it. Never. i've n...
Posted by kyle on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST |
turn tape over |
First Message. Hey, Josey. Um, yeah, it's Harold. [loud breath] What's up? [long pause] Umm. So, yeah. I wanted to try and you know, umm expound on what we we...
Posted by kyle on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:19:00 PST |
