Add me on facebook, silly |
I use it more. It's COOLER. EVERYONE IS DOING IT.http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1050360060&ref=pro
fileBut be serious. I'm not going to accept you if you're a creeper, or if you're like a 29-ye... Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:45:00 GMT |
Let's pretend this isn't offensive |
This advertisement for Old Spice deodorant was on the back of the latest edition of Rolling Stone. In case you can’t tell, it’s a primer on various typ... Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:25:00 GMT |
Dear Zach Braff, |
Dear Zach Braff,Hello. My name is Julie Patterson, and I am very, very concerned. You see Zach Braff, we seem to have a little problem. I have long been a fan of your TV show, Scrubs. In addition to t... Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:59:00 GMT |
A few things that make me cry inside |
Sometimes, you must admit, there is nothing sadder than a pigeon whose beak is too big to pick up a breadcrumb. I have had the great fortune to encounter in my life several instances in which I have f... Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 23:03:00 GMT |
Thank you, Dr. Gregory House |
I think we've all experienced one of the most simply amazing physical phenomenons next to the orgasm. You're lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and your eyelids begin to sh... Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 20:42:00 GMT |
Myspace is the hand of the devil |
Too many people are here, on this little site that's sitting up on your computer screen as we ch4tsp3ak. It's kind of frightening. Well, more than frightening. Som... Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:06:00 GMT |
My life in the form of 'S' |
[Edited for content, but there's some pretty sweet comments, so se queda esta entrada]If I had to just tell you how I feel in a few sentences about my life, I would tell you this:I'm excited abou... Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:40:00 GMT |
Dear gentlemen in my life, |
Dear gentlemen in my life (past and present), You (as in the collective, group title of all men I know) are an asshole. You make me interested in you, and bec... Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 23:16:00 GMT |
Digging Deep |
It's Christmas, or at least, near Christmas. I generally contrast to the holiday spirit, but not because I'm a contemporary Scrooge. Rather, I think it has something to do with my preoccupation with m... Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 13:29:00 GMT |