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Kevin Eleven - You have to be Indian to work here

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About Me

Scroll using the 'lil red square ---Kev Like A FOXWhat can I say...I'm the boy your mother warned you about.
"Well written and generally awesome, Kev is a hit amongst fans" - Time Magazine"Idol and inspiration to at least 7 people" - Rolling Stone"The only person we know who can turn a lesbian straight, only to immediately turn her down" - GQ Magazine"A danger to us all" - Department of Justice"There's not enough room in our magazine for all the photos of Kev we want to put in" - Time Magazine"Eagerly awaiting his autobiography" - Ian Thorpe"We were going to put him in an episode of 'This Is Your Life', but the network wouldn't approve a 16 hour show" - Mike Munro"Who ate all the chicken nuggets?" - Colonel Sanders"Kev is 70% more likely to contribute to weight loss than Subway Sandwiches" - World Health Organization"Likely to be the next big thing in Powernapping" - Workers Union
Hello, my name is Kev. Some people like me, some people don't. I'm okay with this. I run around the streets of Brisbane on an adventure of epic proportions. I don't exactly know what the adventure is about or where it's going but check out how confident I am at pretending I know! Yeah, you'll get yours.The MOD Squad keep me in line and ensure my mischief is well placed and well deserved.I write blogs about my adventures because one day I'm going to be old and angry and yell at small children to get off my damn lawn. This can be dug up by my grandchildren on the "Intarweb 7.9" and used as a bargaining chip and to show me I was once a young drunk... Instead of just being an old grumpy drunk.If you have time for me, I will make time for you - But if you're going to bitch and whine I don't want to know. Message me, comment me, read my blogs, listen to my song but just don't judge me for what you see on here - I might be totally different in the real world, who knows?Love you all,KevA note to Kev from Eden:...I left a moth in your peg basket again. I tried to get him to leave but he told me that you were going for beers later and I wasnt sure if he was telling the truth, so we just hung about for a bit, had some cones and then he started telling me about how when you fall asleep at night he flutters in and spoons you until daybreak, and then he goes and makes you toast and cocoa and you still havn't asked him to move inside yet...I think the two of you should probably talk about this soon.... You know, to ease the tension...

My Interests

Oh like you care. I'm 21 and I'm a total nut, if you wanna know what I'm into, talk to me!

I'd like to meet:

If there was someone I wanted to meet I'd get on the phone, track them down and arrange a sit-down stat. That's just how I roll.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

The MOD Squad: Melvold

Taryn

Music:

Why? So you can make up your mind about me because of what I listen to? Pfft. I appreciate music of all kinds, it all has its place somewhere, even if only your Dad and Auntie Zinky listen to it.

Movies:

All genres, all styles, colour, black and white, subtitles, whatever.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Burn Notice, Sex and the City, Heroes, Drawn Together, Lost, Jericho, The OC, Roswell, House, Thank God You're Here, Ronnie John's Half Hour, Tripping Over, Futurama, Family Guy, Scrubs, Viva La Bam.

Books:

I read bits and peices. Nothing consistent nor noteworthy, and why you're enquiring I have no idea.

Heroes:

My friends, my Family, and saturday morning cartoons.

My Blog

Stewie Griffins Final Thoughts

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluidI see you lurking there on the periphery of my visionBut when I try to look at you, you scurry awayAre you shy, squiggly line?Why only when I ignore you, do you return ...
Posted by Kevin Eleven - You have to be Indian to work here on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:58:00 PST

RE: Bakery

It occurred to me this morning during a discussion with my good friend Lara that we're currently being played for patsies by a national retailer, posing as a bakery. This 'bakery' of sorts is called F...
Posted by Kevin Eleven - You have to be Indian to work here on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:11:00 PST

Breaking Point

SO I've already had my massive bloggy rant about how happy I am to see the last of 2007... I won't subject you to such nasticities again; Instead I'm going to yab on about how much better my end-of-ye...
Posted by Kevin Eleven - You have to be Indian to work here on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:30:00 PST

A note from Kevin07, about 2008

I'm going to go ahead and empty half a glass here and say 2007 was fucking average, and I'm glad we had an awesome party that made the door hit it on its ass on the way out.2008 is the year of Ryu whi...
Posted by Kevin Eleven - You have to be Indian to work here on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:28:00 PST

Pop-That-Kid-Out

For those unaware, when proud parents pop children out in this country, they are awarded a wicked $5,000 baby bonus come tax time! WHAT? FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR BABY BONUS. No, that's not the name of a ...
Posted by Kevin Eleven - You have to be Indian to work here on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

It's Common Sense People

- Brisbane/Nightlife -  Bar Etiquette Having worked in the nightlife scene, and worked with others who more or less consider the bar their profession, I've picked up on a lot of things ...
Posted by Kevin Eleven - You have to be Indian to work here on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:14:00 PST