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About Me

I've been in the goddamn service industry for five years...that's a quarter of my life time. I'm an art school drop out and a really shitty drummer. I smoke a pack of marlboro reds a day and when i try to cook things catch on fire.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Chaplain, Musical youth (especially Junior), and Dr. Caligari

My Blog

On leftovers

There's a lot of leftover turkey in my parents' fridge, and I don't even want o grab a bottled water because I know it's there. I have no strong feelings towards our nation's most popular edible indig...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:45:00 GMT

let's try this again

So I noticed that i've written a few blogs over the past few years, and that all of them pretty much say the same thing, over and over: I'm drunk, its funny, i can't get anything done, etc.I think at ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 07:11:00 GMT

New York City

Some of my old blogs date back to over a year ago.Nothing has changed.Not a thing. I still need a hobby, a hubby, and rehab.I'm still waiting tables.    I am in a new place though...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 19:09:00 GMT

new leaf, i mean it

Ok. so i drink too much. And fine, as i'm drinking to much i am at worst a psycopath and at best a bore, but c'mon! quit drinking? get my shit together? who the hell're you and who let you in here? Ra...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:28:00 GMT

the industry is killing me...

The service industry that is. I've sold my soul to yet another restaurant. I feel like a hooker with two pimps. The new ones nicer, at least. I don't get slapped around as much. Sorry, thats terrible....
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 13:00:00 GMT

AHHHH!

I had a really bad dream last night. I won't get into details, just know that it included an old apartment building that was about to fall down during a lightning storm (I was in it), a baby with no f...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 20:20:00 GMT

Let's elope

I am hereby proposing to any and all who would care to symplify my life by marrying me. That's right. There are just a few minor eligibility requirements. Applicants must either:  a) Be heir to a...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:56:00 GMT

back in new orleans...

I left portland to move to austin via marin's red El Camino on feb. 15th. Austin hated us. The ride down was fun though, and took like a week and close to 1000 dollars. After austin shat us out we fou...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 18:59:00 GMT