Observations on Stuff and Things, Vol. IX |
I recently saw one of those online banners asking what television sitcom the Olsen twins were on. It said that a correct answer may win a free dinner at the Olive Garden. Now, honestly, wouldn't you r...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:33:00 GMT |
Observations VIII ... for Christ's sake |
Anyone notice the keyboard alphabet is way different that the regular one? All messed up and backwards. Well, maybe this is revolutionary. Maybe instead of learning their "ABC's", kids should learn th...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 00:21:00 GMT |
Observations on Stuff and Things, Vol VII |
Swans are known as "graceful", bats are known as "lords of the night," and platypusses are known us "fucked-up looking duck things that can't fly and have oily gopher bodies and uglyass feet." Guess w...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 15:08:00 GMT |
Observations on stuff and things, Vol. VI |
Lucy Van Pelt (from Charlie Brown) was most kids' first exposure to what the word "cunt" means.
Do spiders REALLY need all eight legs? Or are the extra two legs just a big "Fuck you" to the rest of th...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:49:00 GMT |
Observations on stuff and things, Vol. V (I'm using Roman numerals now...so sophisticated) |
A note to our Far East friends: if you have to use aphrodesiacs like ground up rhinocerous horn, boiled tiger anus, and mashed whale skin to make a woman horny for you, you have no business fucking an...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 20:43:00 GMT |
Fuck the B.F.E.E. |
Bush and his cronies are now tracing all of our internet searches. They're telling us that it's because they not only want to track 'terra-rists' but also to protect our kids from porn.
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Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 00:29:00 GMT |
Observations and thoughts on stuff and things, volume 4 |
Think of how many people you know who you consider smart. Very few, isn't it?
Who decided that the suit and tie was going to be the outfit of the professional person? I find that people who dress the...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 23:21:00 GMT |
Observations and thoughts on stuff and things, volume 3 |
'Every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings.' And every time an elephant takes a dump, the zookeeper gets 45 minutes of extra work.
There are breast men, butt men, leg men, even feet men. But y...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:46:00 GMT |
Observations and thoughts on stuff and things, volume 2 |
I think more people would stop at red lights if the lights were shaped like boobies.
Rabbits have the coolest reputation in the animal kingdom. You never hear anyone say "Man, those two were goin' at ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 19:21:00 GMT |
Observations and thoughts on stuff and things. |
I hate flying. Unless it's in a plane.
Gum and poop are the natural enemies of tennis shoes.
If I were homosexual, that would be so gay.
What if they screwed up, and the state of Virginia really ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 23:17:00 GMT |
