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"I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
-Tom Waits
Well I woke up this morinin' and I got myself a beer. -- Jim Morrison (The Doors)
Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer. -- Homer Simpson
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers
in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't
drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams
would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that
I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish
and worry about my liver." --by Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in
the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend
time with his fools.----Ernest Hemingway
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall
asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we
commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!-- Brian O'Rourke
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a
fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with
pizza.--Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
--Anon
Remember "I" before "E",except in Budweiser.
--Anon
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
--Anon
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Jack Handy
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemingway
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
--Benjamin Franklin
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
--Ernest Hemmingway
My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily.
--John Belushi (Animal House)
I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.
--Jerry Garcia (Dire Wolf)
