when i was little, i wanted to be an astronaut...then the spaceship exploded...i wanted to be president...then i worried someone would shoot me...but i will pick up change off the ground in the middle of oncoming traffic...in the rain...even a penny...even if jeff says that it is dirty...and i always wanted to float at the ceiling like in mary poppins, laughing long and hard and clear...and if i could i would eat nothing but cookies and ice cream...but not cookies in my ice cream...that'd be excessive.