"I know you have had an extremely disturbed upbringing and I understand your need to butcher people, but perhaps it would be better if you put that knife away so we can get on with the PowerPoint presentation..." -
Hi everyone, I'm Kev. Here are some facts; Crayons taste bad. Penguins can't fly.Here are some facts about me; I am messy. I dislike mess. I like the same kinda crap that 95% of other people do. That is to say, pictures, DVDs, other people's company, alcohol abuse, members of the opposite sex, and soft fluffy pillows. Some people think I'm awesome, some people think I'm strange, and some people think I'm a little bit boring. Some people just think too much to be honest!<a
