Well... Someone who: i can love, will love me, i can snuggle with will snuggle with me, i can give space to, will give me space, i can cook and clean for, will cook and clean for me, has good taste, is willing to take chances, i can tell jokes to, will tell me jokes, makes me laugh, will make me laugh, is clean, is dirty, is better looking than me, that i can be prettier than, makes me feel good, is bad boy, is a good boy, will stay up all night, goes to bed early, will go for it, will hold back, follow me around, will lead me, gives directions, takes direction, knows how to change the oil, will let me change the oil, but this person never has or will never exist so dont feel bad when i take off in a few months and you never see me again.