Where to start, well my name is Cesar Procel, I was born in Houston, Texas 29 years ago give or take. I lived in Mexico City until about 8 years old, came back to Houston then lived here and in Mexico off and on for about 10 years. Went to Robert E. Lee High School…yeah back then it wasn’t just Lee…okay let’s skip a few years and focus on the present, the past doesn’t really matter unless it’s biting you in the ass right now anyways…which isn’t necessarily the case with me.I’ve been in the entertainment industry for about 8 years now, working mostly in radio and some television. I’m a producer/on-air talent for a nationally syndicated morning show called, “El Show de Raul Brindis y Pepito†you can look it up on Univision.com or on www.myspace.com/raulbrindisypepito I’ve been on the show about 5 years now, things are great but of course I love new challenges, so I’ve been looking for a chance to jump into Sportscasting. So as of August 2008, I’m doing some work for the Houston Texans NFL team. You can listen to the broadcasts on Spanish radio 1010am on game days.
On life: I define success as doing what you love and making a living out of it. I don’t know that I’d want to ever work in an office from 9-5 again. I love animals, dislike insects, can’t stand cockroaches, specially the big flying ones, love horses, sooner or later I’m buying a ranch, I want a pet duck in my house, like Chandler and Joey from friends, what’s the law on that? Please advice. I have a cat that thinks he’s a dog, never cared to own a cat, but since he barks and drinks liquor he’s good in my book. I know many people, I have tons of acquaintances, but only a handful of friends, a lot of them I’ve known since child hood, I don’t always express it but I’m grateful to be part of your life, you know who you are, and you know I’ll always be there for you, no matter what.
I’m pretty easy going for the most part; I’ll try anything (within reason) once or twice. I hate liars, I don’t smoke, drink socially, never been married, no kids (I think), not gay, I’m single, I’ve had my heart broken and it sucks, I enjoy food, adore and respect women, love my family and friends, will lend a hand if you need it, won’t be a pushover, will gladly punch you in the face if I need to, unless you’re a girl, then maybe I’ll just shake you a little bit, love music, all kinds, don’t dance unless I have to, I’d rather text than talk on the phone, unless I’m really interested in what you have to say, will adapt to any environment, great listener, shy sometimes…no not really, a smart-ass, always got jokes, love Pepperoni Pizza, Hot Chee-tos, I dip my Wendy’s fries in my chocolate frosty and I don’t care what you say it’s the shit. On Sports my favorites are Soccer, Football, Baseball, Boxing, Mixed Martial Arts. My favorite Teams are Chivas, Barcelona, Milan, Manchester United, Astros, Dynamo (unless they’re playing Chivas), Yankees, Texans (gotta root for the home team), and of course the Colts, Peyton Manning, arguably the best ever. I think Beckham is overpayed, Ronaldinho is a soccer god even though he recently sucked while in Houston, Rafa Marquez is cool cat, but needs to stop speaking like he’s Spanish, he’s more Mexican than me. Manny Ramirez needs a toilet in the outfield, Brett Favre should have gone out in glory instead of coming back and acting like a vagina, I hope he doesn’t get a Super Bowl ring with the Jets, in fact I hope they bench his ass the whole season. A-Rod banged Madonna, that’s cool even if she’s like 60 years old she’s still Madonna, and I would have done it too. Brock Lesnar can kick everyones ass, except while in the octagon, there he sucks. There is nothing like a good old fashionate ass-whooping, getting’ your shoes, coat and your hat tooken (-Eminem). Oscar de La Hoya needs to get knocked out at least once, Manny Pacquiao is a Mexican Boxers nightmare, Antonio Margarito is the next big thing in boxing and Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympic champion ever. I really enjoy reading, even though I’ve been slacking lately, and I can write my ass off, but I don’t do poetry, so don’t expect a Haiku from me anytime soon. If you read this whole thing then you really like to meet new people, really care about me, or just had nothing better to do. Whatever the reason, thank you for your time, don’t forget to send all checks, cash and money orders, porn, nudie pics of your hot sister and fan mail to my P.O. Box and any hate mail to your momma’s house I’ll get it from her later tonight! (heh!)
-Cesar
