My Bathroom Buddy |
So I'm in the bathroom today at work. I've just sat down, fully relaxed in the comfort that I'm in a place of reflection and solidarity. As I unroll some toilet pa...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:22:00 GMT |
Scorching Sunshine |
I like to go to the Statesman's weather page and read the week's weather forecast mainly because it never ceases to amaze me that it gives different wording for the exact same weather condit...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 13:56:00 GMT |
Toenails |
I have disgusting toenails. Always have. I have corns. Yes, corns. My toenails are sometimes yellow, and always in need of a chainsaw as opposed to a nail file to smooth out th...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:51:00 GMT |
Oral Infection |
Let me put my hands inside of you.
With one second of warm desperation I promise to bleed out what ails you.
With a lifetime of cold commitment I will massage your heart when it forgets to b...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:43:00 GMT |
Sweet Dreams Pandora. I miss you. |
I woke up last night and couldn't stop thinking about Pandora. The beautiful girl with the dark hair, ruby lips and love for fire and insects. She was a beautiful creature if there ever w...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:27:00 GMT |
Breakfast |
It is cold this morning. The potted ivy is spotting yellow.
A month old lime sits on the kitchen sink in a wrinkled skin&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:59:00 GMT |
Hole in my head |
I dreamt I had a hole in my forehead last night. I was picking on my face and a large circular lump of flesh came out, like a piece of play-do. Someone told me, I don't know who, that...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:00:00 GMT |
Drink yer green tea |
Green tea. Green tea and television. No. Scratch that. I got sucked into "The Next Supermodel" for thirty minutes on Bravo, and once I realized I was routing for people to...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:14:00 GMT |
Its Official |
Gonna get FUCKED UP tonight. Drinking until I pass out is in the cards for sure. Hope I don't get thrown in jail but hope I make a fantastic ass outta myself. Like Bon Jovi, I'm...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:05:00 GMT |
Pistachio nougats and rosewater candy |
Syrian candy is an exotic slice of heaven, undoubtedly. Usually I scarf down mass produced candy like it's--well--candy. These little treats actually have me ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:50:00 GMT |
