Joey Muthafuckin Greco |
So am I the only dude who watches 'Cheaters'? I ask this b/c the keep busting people who in turn act suprised like they have no clue what's going or don't know who the fuck Joey Greco is (he the host ...
Posted by Fonty on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:09:00 PST |
So Webster added a new definition...... |
Your definition of a cry baby, kinda weak, but from a pot head, who snorts coke and does crank, I guess that's the best I'm gonna get. And just for your reference fag, had you posted a blog, instead a...
Posted by Fonty on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST |
Fuck a bitch in the face |
They say blood is thicker than water. A knife is too, and that's usually what ends in the back of me. There's certain people in life that you can do without. You the type, always fucking you over, tal...
Posted by Fonty on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:26:00 PST |
Just the once. |
You know something? If you took a cute baby seal and only half hammered its little face in, that baby seal might well survive just not so cutely and possibly a bit knackered and sociopathically jade...
Posted by Fonty on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:08:00 PST |
Read If You Need A Smile! |
I had kind've a foul mouth as a kid, so my Dad used to wash my mouth out with soap. But I think the real reason was to get rid of the traces of his DNA.
If size doesn't matter, how come my girlfrien...
Posted by Fonty on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:54:00 PST |
THE FONTY C SUPER BOWL PARTY SPORTSBOOK |
For a gambling man, Super Bowl Sunday is just like Christmas, but with cheerleaders. Traditionally, one can bet on anything from the coin toss to the final score. But for the seasoned gambler, betting...
Posted by Fonty on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:23:00 PST |
Making The Most Of Your Sinful Ways |
My simple, safe and sexy plan to get a great work out while you're rubbing one out.1. The Bridge Of PleasureFirst, balance yourself on the tips of your toes and the top of your head. Make sure to spre...
Posted by Fonty on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:11:00 PST |
TAKE TWO AWESOMES AND DON'T CALL ME IN THE MORNING |
I've never been sick a day in my life. How is that, you ask, given my considerably communicable extracurricular activities? Answer: Awesomeness. I combat the cold and flu season by injecting heavy dos...
Posted by Fonty on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST |
THE AMAZING MORNING-AFTER SYSTEM® |
THE AMAZING MORNING-AFTER SYSTEM®How many times has this happened to you? You rise from majestic slumber only to discover last night's quarry sharing your sheets. You got her in, got it on, and now yo...
Posted by Fonty on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:19:00 PST |
RACK-JACK ALERT |
I no longer have any respect for my elders. This weekend, a dude at a wedding violated Wingman Code 1.1: Never rack-jack* your wingman. Like a balding vulture, this dude swooped in to feast upon the m...
Posted by Fonty on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:02:00 PST |
