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Saint Crispan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

It's me and my girl, living in Florida. I love to sing and play guitar, though my days of karaoke and Open Mic are long gone now. I enjoy the simple things, whether it's going to a Rennaissance Fair, a concert, or even just spending an afternoon having cheese & crackers, watching a Monty Python movie and drinking "cheerful libations" with friends. I work in Tampa and I'll tell you the truth...my job used to rock, but these days I'm worried about even staying employed! The people I work for and with are the greatest. I can take life seriously (and do) but I also know how to kick back and have a good time.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Most people treat MySpace like a hook-up board. I'm not here to hook-up, because I'm married and loving it! I occasionally check this account, just in case someone from my past shows up and checks in. These days, I have all kinds of friends...geeks, stoners, jocks, intellectuals, ditzes...whatever! They all have something in common...they like people, and they know how to have a good time.

My Blog

Suicide note from the Austin Plane Crash guy

In case you were curious WHY this guy flew a plane into the IRS building, here's a reprint of his suicide note.Many call it a rant, some think he was a liberal, others think he was a right wingnut.  I...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Feb 2010 15:07:00 GMT

My car bumper

I have a lot of bumper stickers on the back of my car.  Most of them are anti-Obama, anti-healthcare takeover.I am continually amazed at the number of Americans who are just plain ignorant of what the...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:53:00 GMT

The GODDAMN HEALTH BILL

Americans are such sheep.  They are so willing to let themselves be lied to.  The new healthcare bill...the bill with will permit the GOVERMENT TAKEOVER OF HEALTHCARE...HR3200 is a good example.  Peop...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Oct 2009 06:34:00 GMT

A pirate turns 44

Another birthday looms huge on my horizon.  I'm 21 again...for the 23rd time.  A few things to post:One, I have a Netflix subscription and have been availing myself of the opportunity to watch some te...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:26:00 GMT

On being a good wife

The good wife's guide (from Housekeeping Monthly, 13 May 1955)Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return.  This is a way of letting hi...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:17:00 GMT

Rules for wives to follow

30 commandments for wives to follow (translated from the original Zen):1.  Respect your husband more than God, be humble to your husband, and be a wife who gets all your husbands love.2.  When your hu...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:15:00 GMT

Democrap, Repugnican, or Redneck?

Subject: Democrat, Republican, or Redneck?? Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide.   The answer can be found by posing the following question:...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:59:00 GMT

Beer summit?

I know exactly what beer will be ordered at the beer summit.Sam Adams all American lagerColt 45 Malt LiquorO'Douls non-alcoholic (fake) beerNow you tell me, who ordered which?I'll give you a clue...th...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:04:00 GMT

Nobody?

So, did anyone you know come down with swine flu?Nobody?Kind of a sad pandemic, wasn't it?  Kind of like the Obama who cried, "Wolf!"...all this fuss to sell newspapers and take the world attention of...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 08:09:00 GMT

You will not die of Swine Flu...it's a fraud.

Has anyone noticed that this Swine Flu seems to have pre-empted coverage of Obama stepping on his dick with the whole Guantanamo torture thing?  Funny, up until a few days ago, we were all wondering h...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:59:00 GMT