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%D%AWhen I was little my dad left me and my mom for the%Dat down the street. My mom said because he’s rotten%D%Alike the devil and she started calling me Lucifer%Decause I remind her of my Dad and he reminds her of%D%Athe devil. Any way I live in this shed I am a renter%D%Anot an owner.%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%A%Dnd this is my Crack Monkey.%D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%AI love her so much I had a lousy Halloween and it went%D%Alike this.....Ok against the advise of my Crack Money %D%AI decided to throw a Halloween party and I called%Dveryone I knew.%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%A Then this thing came in.%D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%AIt said it was a breed between cow, pork, and chicken%D%Ait said it was created by a greedy CEO that wanted to%D%Ainvent a cheap source of food to sell.%D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%A Then that weird alien from down the galaxy flew in and%D%Asat on my bookshelf and laughed at us and threatened%D%Ato tickle me. I am not sure if it is male or female%Dut I don't care because who doesn't love a good%D%Atickle now and then.%D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%A Then LARRY the gnome popped in with a bag of full of%Drugs from all over the universe and he said hey man%Drugs are cool lets get messed up.%D%A%D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%A So I agreed and he gave me some crushed witches nails%D%Athat I snorted while he called a bunch of his friends.%D%A %D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%AMan I got so high, then I blacked out.%D%A %D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%A I woke up a few days later only to find my house a%D%Amess.%D%A%D%A
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%D%A%Dnd my clock was still drinking and rambling. %D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A
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%D%A My landlord came in and started bitching. My landlord%D%Ais Raggedy Ann. She starred in the Raggedy Ann and%Dndy books, but now her star has faded and she is all%D%Awashed up and pissed off.%D%A %D%A%D%A
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%D%A%Dnd she is addicted to cigarette butts if she sees a%Dshtray filled with cigarette butts she’ll knock it%Down and start eating them like a hog. She needs some%D%Agum or a patch or something.%D%A%D%A %D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%A As I was cleaning I found LARRY the gnome dead of a%Drug overdose.%D%A%D%A%D%A
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%D%A%D%A I couldn't take it so I went and hid in the closet and%Dried. %D%A%D%A
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%Dnd in the way back of the closet was a dirty yellow%D%Atroll.%D%A
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%D%A%D%A The troll started to tell me what really happened to%D%ALARRY the gnome and the story went like this.... Once%D%Aupon a time LARRY the gnome was safe in his mommy’s%D%Astomach his parent were happy soon to be parents. %D%A%D%A%D%A
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%D%A%Dut then the gnomes in gnome land weren't paying%Dttention to world events and a bunch of worms took%D%Aover their government.%D%A%D%A%D%A
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%D%AThe worms were greedy for money and they knew that war%Drings in money so they decided to make war and they%D%Aturned all the gnomes into soldiers including LARRY%D%Athe gnomes dad.%D%A
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%D%AThe horrors of war bruised LARRY’s father’s soul and%D%Ahe could not be a stable father and he had to be put%D%Ain a home with soft walls and he relived the war over%Dnd over in his nightmares.%D%A
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%D%A When LARRY would think of his fathers tragic life it gave him nightmares that he thought he could only mask with drugs. The troll then threw himself on the floor and cried war is hell and it effects everyone.%D%A
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%D%A Because of the food shortage during the war a bunch of starving creatures chopped off my hand and stole my food and supplies. The bad energy from war hits us like dominoes because of one war we all could fall.%D%A
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%D%AThe troll then wiped his tears away and said when we die God sums up our life in the form of a portrait and he showed me the portrait of a soul that practice gluttony practiced violence and loved weapons and polluted the earth and pretty much ignored the love of God and the portrait looked like this.%D%A
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%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A ***********TAKE NOTICE BELOW************%D%A%D%A%D%A '' THE LUCIFER SHOW IS A ONE MAN STILL PICTURE SHOW! PERFORMED AND FILMED BY: GREG!!!!%D%A%D%A%D%A
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