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I like you but I can't figure out why.....

About Me

Single, white, male, 26, restaurant manager (not the greatest idea believe me) and a generally sarcastic person. I geneerally have strange friends the hours I work keep me away from normal people as much as is possible. I am obviously an optimist. I like to fornicate, laugh, drink, eat, read and enjoy the little things in life in that exact order when possible. My addictions change regularly although I am on a big video game/bourbon/job hating kick right now that I cannot seem to shake. I love all of you except the ones I don't (and you know why). My favorite food is bacon, my favorite animal is the penguin, and the greatest song I have ever heard was in a dream, Johnny Cash singing "rainbow connection". Everything else is just details.

My Interests

Well, I studied theater and music and I love literature. I guess I really enjoy creativitly in any form. I am mildly political, very liberal, a bit opionated. I attempt to remain open minded and I love comedy. I am an incurable cynic. I love living in the city, but I need to see the wild every now and again. I try to party like a rock star, but I can never seem to consume enough booze without passing out. A goal to reach I guess. I try not to live a boring life and am always ready for a suggestion on how to have some unique forms of fun.

I'd like to meet:

friends, lovers, circus freaks, intersteller beings, anyone in an honest to god funk band, and the socially abnormal, you know interesting people. Especially if those interesting people are female and scantilly clad, I love them.

Music:

anything you can shake your booty to.

Movies:

Love 'em. The more hilarious the better.

Television:

Cartoons may be mankind's greatest gift to itself.

Books:

short words LOTS of Pictures....

Heroes:

The Late Great Dr. Hunter Stockton Thompson, Groucho Marx, Bill Hicks, Ben Franklin, Bootsy Collins, and Spider Jerusalem.