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***Teenage 10 Commandments***
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.... why wait??
2. Thou shall not do drugs.... alcohol lasts longer!
3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart.... Wal-mart has a better selection...
4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.... destruction has a bigger effect...
5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents.... everyone knows that grandma has more money!
6. Thou shall not get in fights.... just start them...
7. Thou shall not skip class... .just take the whole day off
8. Thou shall not strip in class.... hooters pays more...
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.... as nike says just do it...
10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.... just leave them in the middle.
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A Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The Hispanic man turned around and stood up. He then said: "listen Pendejo....when i was born, i was brown, " "When i grew up, i was brown, " "When i'm sick, i'm brown, " "When i go in the sun, i'm brown, " "When I'm cold, i'm brown, " "When i die, i'll be brown ." But you pendejo...." "When you're born, you're pink, " "When you grow up, you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun, you turn red, " "When you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "COME MIERDA, CULERO!! "GRINGO PENDEJO MARICON!!!" "Latinos came to America first, you bitch ass gringo!!"WHY LATINOS CAN..T BE TERRORISTS
***10 REASONS WHY LATINOS CAN..T BE TERRORISTS!***10: 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
9: We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
8: Pretty people on the plane distract us.
7: We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
6: With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we..re there.
5: We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
4: We would ALL want to fly the plane.
3: We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
2: We can..t keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
AND THE ..1 REASON WHY LATINOS CANT BE TERRORISTS
1: We would have put our country..s flag on the windshield
