I'm so fucking glamorous I piss glitter!

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About Me

I am 23 years old and new to Tucson, AZ after living overseas in England for 3 years. I am married to a Staff Sergeant in the United States Air Force, so I guess you could say I have a lot of pride in my country.

I worked as a preschool teacher on base in England with 3-5 year old children for 18 months and LOVED my job, but left cuz I got fed up with working with so many catty women. I have one year of college under my belt and am in the process of getting my accreditation to become a medical office clerk.

I do not have any children yet, but I do have two dogs that I am madly in love with. Our oldest is a 2 1/2 year old Yorkshire Terrier (Yorkie) that we picked up in England. The youngest is a 6 month old Havanese/Shih-tzu mix (HavaShit) and we are having so much fun welcoming her into the family.

The most important things in my life are love, friendship, and faith.

Basically I'm a just a fucking classy, super blonde, tanerexic, textaholic, pink obsessed, totally in love with my husband, super patriotic, military spouse named Katie.. its that simple.

Take the quiz:
Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

Gisele Bundchen
You are nice, trendy, and love to have fun!

My Interests

You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You Should Get an Abstract Tattoo
Artistic and unique
You're the most likely type to personally design your tattoo What Tattoo Should You Get?

I'd like to meet:

friends both new and old

Music:

Which Sublime song are you?
Caress Me Down
Te gusta reggae, y te gusta punk rock. Oh and what's that other thing you like...oh yeah-sex. You're hornier than Ron Jeremy. Uuh, and that's the lovin' sound.

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Television:

Sopranos. Sex In The City. Grey's Anatomy. The Shield. The Unit. Desperate Housewives. Ultimate Fighter. American Idol. America's Next Top Model. Army Wives. House. Friday Night Lights. The Hills. The L Word. Nip/Tuck. Project Runway.

Heroes:

My Mom & Dad: because they are the only 2 ppl in this world that could have put up with all my shit growing up and still love me unconditionallyMy Hubby: because he is the only man in the world that would put up with my psycho ass and still love me even a little bit more each dayMy Sister's: Because they are not afraid of what anyone else thinks, or says, they live their lives and they live them well!Emily: because she can put up with a million times more drama and BS than anyone I know, has never NOT been there to pick up the pieces when it felt like my life was falling apart, always reassures me, and makes me want to be a better person, oh yea and she is the coolest mom in the worldTara: because she just does her thing, doesn't get caught up in drama, does the single-mom thing w.o any help, and loves strange out-there kinda stuff and doesn't care if other ppl think its weird

My Blog

Awaiting Our Day

I get these daily e-mail's called "god's daily promises" with inspirational stories and mini-sermons and the one I got today was SOOOO true. I don't know how often I do something nice for someo...
Posted by *I'm so fucking glamorous I piss glitter!* on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:30:00 PST

TRUE AMERICAN

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protes...
Posted by *I'm so fucking glamorous I piss glitter!* on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 03:38:00 PST

Ten Guidelines From God

Ten Guidelines From God Effective Immediately!Please be aware that there are changes YOU need to make in YOUR life. These changes need to be completed in order that I may fulfill My promises to you t...
Posted by *I'm so fucking glamorous I piss glitter!* on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:12:00 PST

Free Attorney Advice

ATTORNEY'S ADVICE-----NO CHARGE A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. The next time you order checks have only your initials (instead of first name) and...
Posted by *I'm so fucking glamorous I piss glitter!* on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:31:00 PST

Psalm 23 like never before

The Lord is my Shepherd (That's Relationship!) I shall not want (That's Supply!) He maketh me to lie down in green pastures (That's Rest!) He leadeth me beside the still waters (That's Refreshment!) H...
Posted by *I'm so fucking glamorous I piss glitter!* on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:18:00 PST

The Answers To Life

Look no further for the answers to life. ...... they are here You say: "It's impossible" God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: "I'm too tired" God says: I will...
Posted by *I'm so fucking glamorous I piss glitter!* on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:06:00 PST

Man's Best Friend

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead ...
Posted by *I'm so fucking glamorous I piss glitter!* on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:53:00 PST

AMERICA

"AMERICA!" I don't know who put this together but, they deserve a lot of credit. Osama Bin Laden, your time is short;We'd rather you die, than come to court.Why...
Posted by *I'm so fucking glamorous I piss glitter!* on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:29:00 PST

THE BLOOD

THE BLOOD One night in a church service a young woman felt the tug of God at her heart. She responded to God's call and accepted Jesus as her Lord and Savior. The young woman had a very rough past,...
Posted by *I'm so fucking glamorous I piss glitter!* on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 05:21:00 PST

WHEN YOU FIND A PENNY

WHEN YOU FIND A PENNY You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being goodluck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever heard thistwist on the story. Gives you som...
Posted by *I'm so fucking glamorous I piss glitter!* on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:36:00 PST