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Will, What The Fuck?

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WILL, WHAT THE FUCK?

Don't Be Offended If I Seem Absent Minded,
Just Keep Telling Me Fact's And Keep Making Me Smile
Don't Be Offended If I Seem Absent Minded,
I Get TONGUE - TIED

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Good Morning.
"The best things in life die before we get to see them blossom. Sometimes you notice them and other times your eyes are closed - but nothing is noticed untill it is gone"

SAFETY WARNING:

My Profile may contain a use of bad language.
If it offends you: F'Heavens sake don't be a cunt about it (Y)!

Hello. Sometimes im funny. Sometimes Im Not. Chances are you already know me- and writing this out is a complete and utter waste of time. But for those of you who don't and want to find out more... this is for you...
My name? William K.V. Browne. 16 years old going on 60 and that’s not a typo - I really am just like a grumpy old man.
At time's im in your face - and at other times im a timid kid sat in the corner. Mind you - when you're about 6"5 it's pretty damn hard to hide in a corner!
I drink wine, whisky and fine lager. I miss house parties. Failing that - anything that will get me wrecked - and to be honest - I do like to get drunk haha.I was born in Gloucester. Moved to London - was bought back to Gloucester after we were robbed though and undergo my secondary education at St. Peters. It's actually a really good school - but don't tell anyone I said that. I might get shot. From now on things can only get better!
I fuck prostitutes and pay them with book tokens.... Joke. I pay like everyone else.
I have the greatest girlfriend in the world - Haha. If I were a loser - I'd tell you that I want to settle down with her and have kids someday, but im fucking hardcore - so I'll leave that bit out. But first of all I have to make her fall in love with me each day we're together. I promised :).
Im arrogant, and Im an actor. Some say that they aren't much different. Those people are wrong. But yeah I am both. That's the time to get personal! HAHA.
Im good at poker, even better at cheating at it!
I already have everything I want in the world. Im content. Don't take any of the good stuff away. Or I'll break your fucking legs. OH YEAH! I get around. ;)
Want to know more? Tough Shit.

My Interests

I never know what to put here... Well - here goes:

Im Generally into the following:

Songwriting
Singing
Acting
Listening to Music
Parties
Holding Sam's Hand
Merry-Go-Rounds
Scene Shiz With Jesse
Wearing my Grill
Playing Pool
Slot Machines
Poker
Cartoon Network
Filling up my glass over half way - ain't that right Vici ;)
Alcohol - suprisingly
Final Fantasy
Pepsi Max
NINTENDO AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET

I'd like to meet:

DORIAN GRAY

ANTHONY KIEDIS

KELE OREREKE

PHIL SILVAS

JIMMY CARR

BENHARPER

JIM CAREY

FRANK SINATRA

GOD

Music:

On My Ipod ATM:

The A's

ADAM SANDLER
ANGTORIA

The B's

THE BEATLES
BEN HARPER
BLINK 182
BLOC PARTY
BLUR
BOBBY DARRIN
BOWLING FOR SOUP
THE BRAVERY
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

The C's

THE CEASERS
CHRIS CORNELL
COHEED & CAMBRIA
COLDPLAY

The D's

DEAN MARTIN
DEVANDRA BANHART
DIDO
DJ SAMMY
DOGS
DR DRE

The E's

EDITORS
E.L.O
EMINEM
ENRIQUE INGLESIAS

The F's

FAITHLESS
FEAR FACTORY
FEEDER
THE FEELING
FOO FIGHTERS
FRANK SINATRA
FARNKIE VAUGHAN
FRANZ FERDINAND
THE FRAY

The G's

GET CAPE, WEAR CAPE, FLY
GHOSTS
GLADIATOR SOUNDTRACK
GOO GOO DOLLS
GOOD CHARLOTTE
GORRILAZ
GYM CALSS HEROES

The H's

HELP SHE CAN'T SWIM

The J's

JACK JOHNSON
JAMES MORRISON
JIMMY EAT WORLD
JOHNNY CASH
JOURNEY
JUST JACK

The K's

THE KILLERS
KINGS OF LEON
THE KLAXONS

The L's

LAURA VEIRS
LES MISERABLES SOUNDTRACK
LOSTPROPHETS

The M's

THE MAGIC NUMBERS
THE MATRIX SOUNDTRACK
MATT MONROE
MEATLOAF
MIKA
MOBY
THE MONKEYS
MORRISSEY

The N's

NATURAL CALMITY
NERINA PALLOT
NICKLEBACK

The O's

OASIS
OUTKAST

The P's

P!ATD
PAULO NUTINI
PETEY PABLO
PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
PULP FICTION SOUNDTRACK

The R's

RADIOHEAD
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
RAY LAMONTAGNE
RAZORLIGHT
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
ROBBIE WILLIAMS
THE ROCKET SUMMER
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT

The S's

SCRUBS SOUNDTRACK
SHINY TOY GUNS
THE SIMILOU
SMALLVILLE SOUNDTRACK
SMASHING PUMPKINS
SNOW PATROL
SOHO DOLLS
SPRUNG MONKEY
THE SUBWAYS
THE SUNSHINE UNDERGROUND

The T's

TENACIOUS D
TRAFFIC

The W's

W.A.S

The Z's

ZEBRAHEAD
ZUTONS

Movies:

WHERE DO I START?:
DODGEBALL
STAR WARS
LORD OF THE RINGS
I AM SAM
PLEASANTVILLE
ALIEN
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
NORTH BY NORTH WEST
DOCTOR ZHIVAGO
GET CARTER
THE ORIGINAL ITALIAN JOB
THE ORIGINAL ALFIE
UNLEASHED
SPEED
SHADOWLANDS
JAMES BOND
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
CATS
CHICAGO
JOHNNY NEUTRON
HIDE AND SEEK
GOODFELLAS
SCARFACE
THE GODFATHER
GUYS AND DOLLS
HIGH SOCIETY
FIGHT CLUB
TH ILLUSIONIST
HOT FUZZ
SHAUN OF THE DEAD
STARSKY AND HUTCH
WEDDING CRASHERS
OLD SCHOOL
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
UNDER SIEGE
MEET THE PARENTS
MEET THE FOCKERS
A NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
TEAM AMERICA
CORPSE BRIDE
ZATHURA A S[ACE ADVENTURE
INDIANA JONES
MUNICH
LAYER CAKE
SNATCH
LOCK,STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS
ABOUT A BOY
MUSIC AND LYRICS
FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL
CARS!
BOBBY
BEYOND THE SEA
WALK THE LINE
FORREST GUMP ....
There's Loads more..

Television:

FAMILY GUY
SCRUBS
THE MIGHTY BOOSH
8 OUT OF 10 CATS
AL MURRAY'S HAPPY HOUR
PIMP MY RIDE
WILL& GRACE
FRIENDS
SPACED
JOHNNY BRAVO
UGLY BETTY
SHIPWRECKED
HOLLYOAKS
NEIGHBOURS
JACKASS
BALLS OF STEEL
DIRTY SANCHEZ
DISPATCHES
LOOSE WOMEN
RICHARD AND JUDY
DEAL OR NO DEAL

Books:

The Portrait Of Dorian Gray

This Book Will Save Your Life

Millenium People

Heroes:

SAMANTHA - Perfect. In a word. She put's up with my jealousy. She puts up with me. She loves me. She accepts me. She's mine.
LAWRIE - My best friend. Always there to giggle with me or @ me! I'll never forget her.
MAISIE - ACTUALLY AMAZING. She's far to good for any theatre company - and is absolutely gorgeous. She's funny and still has'nt knitted my scarf.
JESSE - My "agony-aunt" listening to my every utterly pointless whim. I love her. She's scene. Too scene to be emo. Or something? HAHA?
TIM- Australian .... or ex convict? You decide.
VICI - I love her to pieces. She's an incredible dancer and she'll be my gasm forever. I'd die if she ever left me coz she's awesome. I tell her everything and her boyfriends hot lmao. Joking Joe.
JOSEPH - Good golly! How on earth do I put up with him? He's been my best friend since I can remember and actually tends to help me out with some good advice. HE'S GONNA BE A FUCKING AWESOME JASON. I know it ;)
FOOFAN- If you've got MySpace you probably know him better as Ash Ketchum - I love this kid. One of the coolest guys I know. Although he hated me when we first met lol.
ROO - I hate her. Joke. Kid's lush and I love her. That lead cheerleader she is ;) lol.
BLAKE - Has very nice pectorals ;)
ALLY - A kid close enough to be my brother. could probably go shopping with him and we'd make some game up to play. LOL. We both have pimp canes- with which we whip our girlfriends ;) aint that right Alistair?
AIMSTER - Well what can I say? She's gorgeous and extremely talented. She's funny and the best artist around!!! Banksy? More like Aimster...
DANNIELLAH - Well she was a carebear and still is - And I only really got to know her in the past year! And tbh Im so glad I did - shes fucking awesome!!! She does my hair whenever I want it BIG and shes absolutely stunning inside and out. Plus she's my IT buddy. In which we plot against a certain IT teacher ahem... LOVE YOU!
JACK DONOVAN - Well there is a hell of a lot of stuff I could say about this kid. He's technically my son and I love him to pieces! He's got me into my love of theatre and we ahve a good laugh together no matter what. We tell each other everything and share all of our Borat Jokes together and with anyone who will listen which is usually no one! Love you! xxxx
CARRIE BATER - HER BOOBS GREW!!! HAHA! I love you so much babe- always bring a smile to my face. Perfect! xxxx
There's many more of you losers who should be on here. If you're not- complain. You will be ;)

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