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I'm Too Clean, Day Ain't Messin Wit Me, Ya

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About Me

Was good, I'ma do this thing again cause I want people to know the real me, I don't like to be fake, I'm very strait foward, we only have one life to live, why not live it up. That's me slogan. Well first off my name is Mario. People say I look like that dude, I don't see it. And it funny cause random people say it to me and we the same age, from the same place, all that, might be my long lost brother.Whateva. I'm not a shy person at all, I live to be the center of attention, depending who I'm wit, if your boring, ima be boring. I am funny as shit......That's what all my friends say. I don't like shy people, we don't mix well, I'm a Taurus and we run shit, ya digg. I break the shyness(like my word) out of people. But if your super shy, Be Gone. ASAPI am dating at the time, one person tho. She be disappearing on me tho, lol. I don't talk to her like I use to. I think an old ex scooped her up. Oh well, lol. But I am single and ready to mingle. I do have my own place. My sis stored her stuff here till her house if done being built. Just cause I have my own spot doesn't mean that's an invite. lol.I really don't know what else to write, if you want to know more just hit me up. Or you can email my sidekick: [email protected]. I am worth the time. Ya Digg.(IM)(MY BIRTHDAY VIDEO)(MY SHOW)

My Interests

Cars, i don't no why i just love cars,even the ones from japan and oh yeah i like to freestyle.(SKATE BORDING VIDEOS)
What do you think of me?
Easy to rape
Rich
Broke
Sexy
Ugly
Pimp
Player
Future husband

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I'd like to meet:

Someone wit a brain, meaning someone smart. Sexy or cute( they are two diferent things ),But at the same time looks arn't everything.A cool personality, funny, and doesn't mind trying new things( i don't mean sexual, or do I, lol). MUST HAVE GOOD TEETH AND SOFT LIPS cause i love to kiss. I don't care how many dudes you been wit sexual cause it would have nothing to do wit us, it was the past and I try not to look back, so I would like her to be the same way. Holla at cha boy asap.(lol i just thought about t.i.) (slide show)(quiz) You are 90% kinky

You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex?

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Music:


I love slow jams, I'm listen to them while im written this, lol, but i would listen to r&b before hiphop. I like the beats, ima laid back kind of person and the slow sound of the music helps me chill.(survey) ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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Basics
Name:: Mario
Current Town:: Baltimore/ Westport
Birthdate:: May 15, 1987
Astrological Sign:: Taurus
Current School/Job:: Boscov's
Eye Color:: Brown/ Changes
Height:: 5'10
Hair Color:: Black
Shoe Size:: 9.5
Sexual Orientation:: I like Girls
Favorites
Color:: Blue and Clear
Music Type/Band:: Rap, RnB, Rock
Hang out Spot:: Anywhere i can chill wit nobody in my face.
Non-Alcoholic Beverage:: Sprite(I had to leave pepsi alone)
Alcoholic Beverage:: Jin and Juice/ That green stuff
Store:: The white boy spots
Love Song:: G Spot/ Grerld Lavert
Vacation Spot:: Anywhere but baltimore
Date Spot:: Somewhere quiet
School Subject:: IDK
Shoe Brand:: I wear all types of shit
TV Show:: The Wire
Movie:: Napolen
Actor/Actress:: Me
Restaraunt:: IDK
Comedian:: Dan Cook
Website:: MySpace
Have you ever...
Run away?: Knowing me i did
Had a crush on the same sex?: Naw
Drank (alcohol) with your parents?: Naw
Shoplifted?: Yup
Seen a gay porno?: I hope i didn't
Smoked pot?: Naw, I'm too cute for dat
Been chased by cops?: Yup
Turned in a friend for money?: Naw
Thrown up on your crush?: I burped in here mouth tho, lol
Cheated on your "significant other"?: way back when i was a young stallion
Been in love?: Yeah, a few times
Said "I love you" when you didn't mean it?: Yup, it sure was funny
Hooked-up (or frenched) your same-sex friend?: Naw, did you?
Been in a band?: The twilighters
Stolen from your friend?: Yup, it was a nice as pen. sike.
Used someone?: Yeah, that's how you get far in life
Hooked-up with your frends boy/girlfriend?: Yup
Done a pole-dance?: only for like a min.
Do you...
Drink?: Yup
Smoke?: Nope
Do drugs?: Nope
Shoplift (on a regular basis)?: Nope
Cut? (or any other form of self-abusment)?: Nope
Play an instrument?: Not anymore
Love someone?: I think I do
Sing?: I am Mario(Sike)
Have a "fuck-buddy" (or FWB)?: Naw, im not a ho.
Play a sport?: Street ball
Believe your horoscope?: I don't read it often
Secretly like country?: Yeah, but it's not a secret anymore
Can you...
Wink?: Yup, at the same time.
Dance?: A lil.
Lie to your friends?: On the regular.............
Roll your tounge?: Yeah, no nasty stuff tho.
Speak another language?: Me ablo english
Play the drums?: Yeah
Sing? (well): Nope, i don't think so.
Make fun of yourself?: Yeah, look at my forhead
Listen?: Not all the time
Control your jelousy?: Yup
Hot-wire a car?: I wish
Drive?: Yup
Do you prefer...
Coffee or Soda?: Soda
Men or women?: Women
Eyes or smile?: Eyes
Ass or abs?: Ass
Vodka or Rum?: Vodka
Staying in or going out?: Staying in
Parties or clubs?: Clubs
Rap or Rock?: Rock
Board games or computer games?: Board Games
Truth or dare?: Dare
Myspace or Livejournal?: MySpace
Blonde or brunette?: Brunette
Long-hair or short-hair?: Long
Piercings or tatoos?: Tatoos
Dancing or watching?: Dancing
Playing the field or commiting?: Commiting is what im trying
Florida or Cali?: Florida
Black or white?: White, It is so much better clean
Shopping or Spa-ing?: Shopping
Cooking or ordering in?: Cooking
American Eagle or Hot Topic?: American Eagle(my old job)
(Girls)Wearing heels or tennis shoes?: ......................
(Guys) Girls in heels or tennis shoes?: .......................
Swimming or tanning?: Tanning
Drinking or drugs?: Drinking
Hotel Party or House Party?: Hotel Party
Socks or no-socks?: No-socks
Summer or Winter?: Winter
Last person...
You said "Hi" to:: A junkie
Who said "Hi" to you:: A junkie walking down the street
You hugged:: My nephew
You kissed:: Can't remember, my brain just went blank. lol
You danced with:: My nephew
Who called you:: Stephanie, WoW
You called:: Stephanie, I didn't pick up the phone when she called.
Who IMed you:: Janay
Who dissed you:: IDK
You dissed:: Stephanie
To make you laugh:: My nephew
You made laugh:: My nephew(peak-a-boo)
To sing to you:: IDK
You sang to:: The shower
Who bought you something:: Tila
You bought something for:: My Sister
You went shopping with:: Me, I only know what I like.
You went to a movie with:: Edreena
You liked:: Edreena
Who broke up with you:: Amber
You broke up with:: Chyna
You cheated on:: Kearia, 2001
Who cheated on you:: Chyna
You loved:: Chyna
Who loved you:: The world
You said "I love you" to:: My nephew
Who said "I love you" to:: My Mother
You drank with:: Tila
You said "Bye" to:: Stephanie
Who said "Bye" to:: Stephanie
Which of your friends is...
Funniest?: Tila
Newest?: Lashawnda
Hottest?: Can't say
Your best friend?: I have none
The most shy?: Donica
Loudest?: Edreena
Quietest?: Chyna
The most honest?: Amber
Stupidest?: Donica
Smartest?: Amber
Most stubborn?: Donica and Brian
Ditziest?: Brian
Most considerant of others feelings?: Ty
A push-over?: I don't know what that is
Flakiest?: Donica
Most annoying?: Edreena
The biggest fake?: Brian
Bitchiest?: Edreena
Nicest? (or most nice?): Tiffany
Funnest?: Tiffany and Tila
The best dancer?: Janay
The best singer?: Tila
The most studious?: IDK
The biggest partier?: Tiffany
"Most likely to be succesful"?: Edreena
A "Love-a-holic"?: Brian
The most original?: Raven(i could call in three years and she would still be the same)
The biggest back-stabber?: Brian(Nigga don't neva come to da party's)
"Most likely to be rich because of who they marry"?: Tiffany
First thing you think of...
Whore:: A dummy
Party:: Janay
Cucumber:: Ding-a-ling
Heart:: Something i don't have
Rainbow:: Fruit loop
Laguna Beach:: Gay
Donna Karan:: Money
Fake:: Lier
Radio:: Trees
Fall Out Boy:: Rock on
Hot Dog:: Dog in the sun
Milk:: Cell phone
Crayons:: In brian ear
Condom:: My bestfriend or"dame, it popped"
Sex:: Need in my life
What would you do if...
You could fly?: Fly, duh
You were rich?: Buy a person
You were asian?: I would go to sleep in coco
You had 12 toes?: Do more math
You were a fish?: Trying not to get eatten
You were famous?: Start my own t.v channel
You could sing?: Be a singer and rub it in ya face
You were in love?: Shave my head
This was the end?: Fuck a fat girl
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Killa Season(you have to see it, asap),Crack heads gone wild,Bum fights, 40 year old virgin,napoloen Dynamite,next friday,they, i only like scary and funny movies so u decide which ones i like.(quiz)
What Makes You ...
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What makes you sexy? Your smiles
What makes you pretty? Your style
What makes you loveable? Your sweetness
What makes you fun? Your easygoing nature
What makes you irresistable? Everything
97.00% Just how great are you?

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Television:

Family guy, i don't watch tv alot but when i do, i go to sleep.(quiz)
Everything About You!
Basic Information
Name: Mario
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 5/15/1987
Current Location: Westport
Appearance
Build: Athletic
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Best Feature: Eyes, Smilie.
Your...
Greatest Fear: Being alone
Greatest Weakness: Food
Favorite Hobby: Chillin wit somebody i care about
Greatest Achievement: Being born
Do you...
Smoke: No
Drink: Socially
Do Drugs: No
Have You...
Been in Love: Yes
Been Dumped: Yes
Dumped Someone: Sort Of
Ever Stolen: Yes
Ever Had Sex: Yes
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Heroes:


HOW HOOD ARE U FIND OUT NOW Your Result: TOO HOOD

CONGRADULATIONS!!! YOUR TOO HOOD YOU HAVE A STREET SMART MENTALITY,IM PRETTY SURE U OWN A GUN IF NOT THERES A METAL BAT IN HOUSE THE SOME WERE SO BAT AWAY ENJOY


SOME HOOD
GETTIN THERE
BARELY MAKIN IT
YOU CAN DO IT
YOUR NOT HOOD AT ALL
HOW HOOD ARE U FIND OUT NOWMy herons would first have to be my only sister(the first person on my top friends). She set the standard for me, showed me how to survive on my own at a young age and make it somewhere in life, she cared more about my school work then I did, I should have just listened to her and I would have graduated. I was more worried about my image, and pride, I had on my mind that I didn't want to graduate when I was 21. If I did what I was supposed to do then I wouldn't have to worry about that. My second is my cousin Carla. She was the one that showed me not to settle for less, showed me that coming from nothing mean that it was the only option I had. My third would have to be my ex, Edreena. She was the one that showed me how to have a real relationship. And how to treat a women. Now I see why you said we meet for a reason. Forth, my homeboy Ty. Got me to the place im at now, got me the job and showed me that what I see isn't the answer to it.(if I say more, you will get confused)True friend. And last but not least, Me, Mario. I am so proud of myself. Most people at my age are not doing as well as I am. I had to learn to be thankful of the people in my life and around me. I can look outside the box and be open minded, alot of people can't even get out of their neighborhood. I'm just so happy to be able to lay my head down and rest peacefully.

My Blog

Rainy Tuesday Survey....Only for the Bored! LOL

Rainy Tuesday Survey....Only for the Bored! LOL  1) How old will you be in 3 birthdays?24               2) Will you be married by t...
Posted by I'm Too Clean, Day Ain't Messin Wit Me, Ya on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:39:00 PST

Survey

..TR> ..TR> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Mario Ian Spann Birthday: May 15, 1987, 11:15am Birthplace: Mercy Current Location: My Crib Eye Color: Nigga Brown Hair Color: Nigga Black ...
Posted by I'm Too Clean, Day Ain't Messin Wit Me, Ya on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:56:00 PST

Think you can stand a chance wit me...........

Do you really think your ready for a guy like me?Most aren't...........Why?Mostly because they can't stand my opinion about life and how I see it.Or maybe it's because I don't give you the chance........
Posted by I'm Too Clean, Day Ain't Messin Wit Me, Ya on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:21:00 PST

My life

I'm happy, lol.I sure do know how to crack a joke.Look at me.Do I look happy.Yes, is what most people would say.No one knows me or the life I have lived.Somedays I trip because I can leave out the doo...
Posted by I'm Too Clean, Day Ain't Messin Wit Me, Ya on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:48:00 PST

My Herons

My herons would first have to be my only sister(the first person on my top friends).She set the standard for me, showed me how to survive on my own at a young age and make it somewhere in life, she ca...
Posted by I'm Too Clean, Day Ain't Messin Wit Me, Ya on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:27:00 PST

I HATE LOVE............... AS OF.................. FOREVER AND A DAY.

Like really.I hate it.Why me? All the time.I end up wit my feelings hurt.I can't take it.I wish I never met certain people.I guess I supposed to be alone for the rest of my life.Nothing good is c...
Posted by I'm Too Clean, Day Ain't Messin Wit Me, Ya on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 05:34:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by I'm Too Clean, Day Ain't Messin Wit Me, Ya on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST

This is so crazy, you can take a pic wit your monitor.

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Posted by I'm Too Clean, Day Ain't Messin Wit Me, Ya on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:05:00 PST

Please, please, don't laugh

"Don't laugh!" said the patient Sam."Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional.In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.""Okay then," Sam said, and proceeded to drop h...
Posted by I'm Too Clean, Day Ain't Messin Wit Me, Ya on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:37:00 PST

TEN

TEN EMOTIONS.1. in the last 24 hours have you cried?: Naw, i don't think so.2. are you happy with your life? yea3. are you talking to anyone right now?: no4. are you bored?: moderately5. are you Germa...
Posted by I'm Too Clean, Day Ain't Messin Wit Me, Ya on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST