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Branden

The ones that really know me always say they dont

About Me

TO ALL YOU DOUBTERS IN LAWTON.....................FUCK YOU...... just take yo ass offa my friends list if your guilty of tellin emily Im gonna cheat on her just cuz Im 1000 Miles away I may be a fuck up but that aint something that Im gonna do so you can just suck on my sweaty mexican ass cuz you full of shit and kick rocks(course aint like I got a ton of people on my friends list so you prolly aint on there anyways but you can look at this suck on my ass and then kick rocks). IM AN ASSHOLE, any questions? I love Emily very much being as she is my world and savior (who needs Jesus, wait everyone needs me). I'm ugly I have a bad temper and I'm usually sleepy real bad mix. And as if that aint enough to piss me off now I am a little over 1000 miles away from my love, really grinds my nuts. I hate morons that bitch just to bitch and when they run out of practical things to bitch about make up whole new subjects to bitch about(and to adress the subject since its been questioned No this isnt a bitchfit its an assesment of my attitude). I hate panic at the disco and all that shit jrockers included. I hate emo kids and most punks hmm that should pretty much tell you enough to realize you wont like me. If you have anymore questions I will be more than happy to shower you ears with answers and obsceneties Any complaints should be directed to, www.getthefuckoffmynuts.com ya douche! Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||| 13%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic || 10%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||| 16%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||| 30%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comclean, secretive, does not make friends easily, observer, hates large parties, risk averse, perfectionist, reclusive, solitude loving, more practical than abstract, does not like to stand out, high self control, intellectual, mind over heart, very cautious, takes precautions, respects authority, irritable, emotionally sensitivestarting to get the picture?
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My Interests

emily,anything that was invented solely for causing harm to others before the invention of the gun,(those are cool to), books, sleeping, reading books, sleeping with emily, dogs, outside, cooking, welding, emily, my black powder dueling pistols, emily, my 12 guage pump action ithaca,(dead pheasant for sure), sporting clays and trap shooting, emily, and oh yeah.........MY MUSTANG (but still not as fun as emily)... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

the people from publishers clearing house that would be cool ya know if they just came and knocked on my door with the cameras and shit and one big ass check either that or the fool who hands out the powerball money.. width="425" height="350" ..sometimes theres nothing funnier than dumbfucks who think they the shit

Music:


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is good for ya ..............UNLESSS, its emo punk emo whatever the hell panic at the disco is emo those wierd gay kinda techno artist emo kandi kid shit emo lawton bands emo screemo emo some of that weird shit from the sixties or emo.^if it falls under these catagories then its shit if its your all time favorite music i prolly wont like ya with few exceptions.ICP TWIZTID KOTTON MOUTH KINGS KORN NINE INCH NAILS PINK FLOYD MOZART GARTH BROOKS OMAR SANTANA if it falls under one of them catagories then i prolly listen to it and we might actually get along.

Movies:

terminator and aliens rocks titanic and napoleon dynamite sucks nuff said .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

is overrated unless it appears/appeared on comedy central or adult swim or does this to ya .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

all the time best way to learn new shit next to actually doing it refuse to join the cliche of steven king though cuz he sucks slow starts flat middles and ends that leaving you hanging in a bad way dean koontz brian jacques jrr tolkien elizabeth hayden edgar allen poe frank herbert blah blah blah if your really interested just ask

Heroes:

suck unless you count seeing batman over 11th street but thats another story .. width="425" height="350" .. and this jackass

My Blog

Why?

Have pity upon the criminal and watch the victim with distrust. The criminal is the victim the victim caused the crime. Have pity on the criminal it never is their fault. Shame on society for sculpti...
Posted by Branden on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:45:00 PST

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Posted by Branden on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:23:00 PST