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Der Vingman

I Object! I Object!

About Me

I'm just zis guy, you know? Best little dog ever:

My Interests

Making sure that gatorade does not get used for irrigation in the future. Kind of behind.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that doesn't think DoomSlayer is a bad name for a church. Someone that thinks throwing up is funny. Someone who can be mad at me but in the same breath tell me they love me. Someone who can pantomime Mortal Kombat fatalities in a crowded room. Someone who knows what to do when I am sick. Someone who can sing me a song to let me know that Jesus is with me. Someone who needs protection from the seagull threat. Someone who can teach me why it is OK to like Sahara. Someone who understands the mysteries of 7-11. Someone who likes to bake for events. Someone who believes in Man Night (not Dude Night). Someone who knows about the Power of the Whale. Someone who respects all things Vin Diesel. Someone who will yell for 8 hours straight just to make someone laugh. Someone that will cry with me on stage. Brothers. Sisters. Future family members. Ones displaced by deceit. Welcoming hands. I haven't felt this blessed.

Music:

ride the snake.

Movies:

They should make a live-action version of Ducktales.

Television:

Human.

Books:

Word.

Heroes:

My man J.C, Solid Snake and Sam Fisher, Probably the Kinsella brothers and Bob Nanna, Cougar, Milkshake, The Mariner, Bootstrap Bill Jobs, Boomer Sooz, Robotron 5000 Blaster, Taco Pete, Parrot Lane Gang, The Vanderbeast, Bruteny, Elana, Sandcat, Wolochosnok, Hunter/Savage.

My Blog

Day III: " You know why he wears short sleeves? So they can see he's got nothing stashed. I hop

Fri. July 14, 2006 I woke up on the best couch ever to what may or may not have been Rudy leaving for work. The light was weird and whatever i saw resembled that bigfoot video where he turns and look...
Posted by Der Vingman on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:07:00 PST

Day II: "Any Of Them Got The Sand Of The Dead Rabbits?"

Thurs. July 13 2006 I woke up to the sound of Josh rustling and getting ready for the shower. The Best Couch Ever has served me well on the first night. I felt pretty weird and i realized that it mi...
Posted by Der Vingman on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:14:00 PST

Chicago Part I: Us Natives Born Rightwise

Here I am at Studio of the Month. Sitting next to Josh the Bruce. Travis is complaining about his super or something. Here is some stuff that happened prior our trip. but before I do that, i will ...
Posted by Der Vingman on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 08:36:00 PST

on how i spent july 4

woke up and drove out to sopchoppy with micah hung out with abby's family and ate some deer wrapped in bacon. drove back watched the italy v. germany game at buffalo wing house 4 4 niner with pastor s...
Posted by Der Vingman on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:31:00 PST

Thoughts on being a pleaser

whine with cheese: Probably the worst thing in my life is when a decision I make (especially one that has been made in prayer) has any negative repercussion on someone else's life. for instance, ...
Posted by Der Vingman on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:53:00 PST

Boredom=Curiosity=Transitive Property

So I got bored and used the classmate search thing. I recognized a few people. But not so many. I should have paid better attention in High School. also: For those keeping score at the Paint Store: Ni...
Posted by Der Vingman on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:15:00 PST

Catchy Title

Today my friend told me that he would forgive his girlfriend and forget.  Then I told him that was a good thing, and that I hoped they learned something from his act of grace.  Then he said ...
Posted by Der Vingman on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:35:00 PST

What I Have Learned by Working at a Paint Store

Here is some of the stuff I have learned by working at a paint store: The bigger the stakes, the more forgiveness counts. I work at a small family owned store, so everytime I mess up, it money out of ...
Posted by Der Vingman on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:16:00 PST

The Carpool Lane of Faith

Watch out: Honesty and Confession of Truth follows So people that know me well might know that it's a rough time for me up here in the great wilds of Tallahassee. Now that school is over for the mome...
Posted by Der Vingman on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 03:25:00 PST

On playing in a band and other random crap

    So we played a pretty tight show last night and some people came that I respect quite a bit, namely Travis, currently in Inkwell, and especially Jason and his band, The Sea (of Jaso...
Posted by Der Vingman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST