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TreE

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About Me

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Hello, and welcome to my Myspace. Yes, I know what you all are thinking, "What the Fuck, Peter has a myspace?!" I am probably the last person in the world that you would expect to have one, but I assure you it was not my choice. Jack, being the good friend he is, decided to make one for me. And so I decided if I was going to have a Myspace, I should at least be in controll of it. The bio below is the one that Jack wrote for me. It actually decribes me pritty well... accept for the part about naked gymnastics. He he, I've never done that before. *wink wink*
I'm a love machine babe, and I don't work for nobody but you... Well, I'm Peter and I love gymnastics and sometimes i'll stick a lit road flare up my butt just for kicks. I climb mountains in my spare time, and I read and will usually get bored. I'm a techie (w00t!!!). I don't like to party more than 1 consecutive night, it wipes me out more than a roll of toilet paper does after i've eaten Thai cuisine. I have a dog named Wiley, he is loud and never stops barking. I like to do woodworking. I have a Fargo hat I bought at Target. My favorite things include Brussel Sprouts, Adult Situations, Body Odor, Cigarettes, Throat lazenges, Flatulence, Naked Gymnastics, Fully Clothed Gymnastics, Semi-clothed Gymnastics, and Chess club. I always find the time to wax my body board and my chest hair. GW GW GW. W00T!!! ThEaTrE iS wHeRe It'S aT!
******COME TO PETERFEST '06!!!******
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!
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My AIM is Petemanpeter
My E-Mail is [email protected]
This is me on Longs Pk with the moon setting in the keyhole. This was taken a few years ago.
I heart Mr. Cozzie
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The midget in the R2D2 suit
Ron Popiel
Gandhi
Jim Morrison
Ray Manzeric
The A-Team
Mr. T
Howling Mad Murdock
Faceman
Sweater Vest
A drunken communist Badger named Bert
Zach's brother who is locked in this attic
A bear with chainsaw hands
The love of my life
A hunchback with a job
Master Chief
Mark Hamill
Any mamber of the Beatles
Jack London
Gunther

My Blog

A satisfying crunch

When the light turned yellow I stepped on the gas. I accelerated into the turn without thinking that somebody else could be doing the same thing. My only warning was a shout from Nick, which came far ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 00:21:00 GMT

Vaginamania

It has been ages since Ive taken any interest what-so-ever in myspce, but with the boredom of summer and the rash from winter setting on, I am finally finding time to waste countless hours on the comp...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 21:27:00 GMT

I <3 WICKED

             Right now its almost 11:00 p.m. and I should be working on a history project that was due today, but instead I'm writing this. I woul...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 21:41:00 GMT

I want some friggin KFC

Hello and bienvendidos   So I was watching scrubs today, one of the best shows ever, and I saw a commercial for KFC. They had these 99-cent mini burgers and they looked so goddamn good that I jus...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 21:02:00 GMT

My thoughts of the Day

             So today is Valentines Day and the debate continues; is Valentines Day a day for true love and happiness, or the creation of an evil ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 18:08:00 GMT

Raised In Captivity: Fight The Power

       God Damn it!! How could they cancel a play like that? FUCK!!!! This play was amazing in every way (accept the lighting) and it deserves to be seen by an audience. ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 19:35:00 GMT

Why Don't I Just Shut My Mouth

This is a note I wrote to my U.S. History teacher, Mrs. Melay at the bottom of one of my papers. I think it's funny, she didn't. I'll let you dicide... OK, so this is a pretty crappy 1st person narrat...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 20:29:00 GMT

My Greatest Fear

You know how when youre little, kids are supposed to be afraid of the dentist or the doctor or clowns. Well I was never afraid of them, in fact, they were afraid of me. (One time I bit off the tip of ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 20:24:00 GMT

What Jack and I really talk about.

If any of you know Jack and me, you will also know that we are really messed up. Just to prove this point I am posting a normal conversation between us. I made no changes to it and this is the entire ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:39:00 GMT

Sledding

So yesterday Christy and me went sledding at Newton Park. We were minding our own business& well sort of. There was this group of kids who were too stupid too walk up the side of the hill. Instead the...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 17:44:00 GMT